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- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – all right, all right, all right I am a birthmother, Kim’s birthmother, we were re-united during the WACO incident, two FBI agents acted as the mediator, I had Kim when I was 15, I couldn’t stand the shame, ( I lived on a Cherokee reservation), that’s right Kim, you are half Cherokee, we should have told you, you could have registered and had a free college education. Your father was a proud warrior, his name was " eating at K-Mart", he was a beautiful in Keistersteiner, I named her on the OBC, little eating at girl in the whole world, and as your birthmother, you can always come home…..and I suffer from terrible PSTD, I take one bottle of Kendal Jackson Chardonney every evening , Drs. orders., Marcy </PRE</HTML
Oh by the way Kim, I wondered, er, I was wondering, ummmmmmm, well if you are coming home could it be around, ahhhhhhh, 7pm Saturday night, I don’t want to take advantage of our relationship but, I really need a babysitter Saturday, and well, if you wouldn’t mind? Marcy
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Love, Dorothy Fuldheim Ghoulardi
I actually tried to interview Dorothy Fuldheim once. I was in high school and we were supposed to interview a person as an English class assignment. Most of my classmates ended up interviewing the school janitor, whereas I went for the big hit. I made an appointment and went downtown one morning, found her office in a building bigger than ANYTHING I’d ever seen to that point (I grew up in the rustic areas around Cleveland), and cooled my heels for an hour in her outer reception area. She finally cancelled me and I went home depressed. It ended up okay, however, since I finally managed to interview Herb Score (ok CAT member, who is Herb Score — 2 bonus points for this one). He was a good guy. steve
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I am Dorothy Fuldheim, and I am married to Ghouldardi. Dick Goddard is our child. Tim is Laura’s son and also her husband (GSA strikes again). Tina and steve are having a secret affair and SCOM is their love child. Marley is Celesta when she’s not being Marcy or Jessica. Veronica is Linda Fortney on acid.
But Laura’s first husband had an affair with Marcy and they had three other children, Kellee, Jim and Me. Kellee actually used to be Jay, but then she had the sex-change operation, and now posts under both names because his/personality split due to the trauma of finding out that Tim wasn’t really her father. Laura’s first husband was Ron’s weiner-mobile driving dad. Jim had such a great adoption experience that he went on to become an adopted father. I was the late suprise child and was relinquished to Marley and Celesta, who used to live together as lesbian lovers. After being raised with them, I ran away and had a 9-year affair with Barb before meeting my true love, Robb Eurytes, who is currently in the process of leaving his wife for me. But the REAL secret is that DeerWatson is EVERYONE here, including all of the people named above. She is currently residing in Parma, Ohio and has been spotted in Wal Mart buying cases and cases of white socks.
And stacks of blue polyester pants with elastic waistbands. Mary
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The Big Five Show later changed to Upbeat. I loved that show. Where else could you find Bob Seeger, Terry Knight and the Pack (the precursor to Grand Funk), Jean-Paul Vignon, the Grasshoppers, and the Choir all on one show? I assume this is what you mean–or are you going back really far with the Phil McLean Show? Marley
Hmmmm. I don’t remember Phil McLean. But I loved watching Dick Webster. What a man. He didn’t seem to get much traffic from the performers in town who were playing at LaCave (sp?), though. Of course, The Big Five Show had stiff competition from "Polka Varieties", another one of my favorites, along with the pinnacle of Cleveland avant guard, "The Gene Caroll Show". I think that it’s safe to say the Gene *was* the founder of performance art as we know it today. But, then, that’s just my humble opinion. And what was Barnaby’s Theme Music? And what was Barnaby’s sidekick named?
Gheez. Got me on that. Wasn’t his side-kick that invisible bird? I really preferred Capt. Penny to Barnaby. My viewing allegiance was usually with channel 5.
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… Velveeta on Ritz crackers were served at the opening with Carling Black Label beer.
First time I was truly drunk and wasted was on Black Label. My, my, the memories that are popping up … steve Reply to: stevewhite at ce dot mediaone dot net
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It ended up okay, however, since I finally managed to interview Herb Score (ok CAT member, who is Herb Score — 2 bonus points for this one). He was a good guy. steve
Yes he was, as was Bob Feller. Herb Score pitched for the Tribe, was hit between the eyes with a baseball, and was never the same. Now, what was the name of Channel 5’s dance show, the lame copy of American Bandstand? And who was the host? Does anyone remember?
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Sorry, I forgot to induct you into the CAT cult. CATs are Cleveland Area Triadians. Our soul purpose is to support Cleveland culture and revive the good old days of Ghoulardi, Dorothy Fuldheim, Barnaby, Capt. Penny and Dick Goddard. E
Might as well rename this group alt.adoption.Cleveland.anticulture "Though all the winds of evil and truth were loosed to do do battle with one another, what of if? Whoever, knew truth the worst in a fair and open fight?" ….John Stuart Mills ( a paraphrase) MarkG
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– I like Pearl Jam–and I have a personal relationship with God. But I think He likes Pearl Jam, too." …..John Kasich *****BASTARD NATION***** www.bastards.org – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – I remember Herb Score, and I quite remember the pitch that ended his career. I bet ye gave you a good interview. He was. Great interview, especially for a greenhorn like me, which I was at the time. We talked about twenty minutes one morning. He certainly didn’t have to do the interview. No pretense, just an honest, nice guy. And he made the Indians sound interesting too, which was a real feat there in the 70’s. I remember going to the Stadium for a game, me and about 3,000 other hardy souls, sitting in the left field seats and catching the lake breeze. We’d carry a small radio with us and listen to Herb call the game. I’m sad they tore the Stadium down, but it was a cavern and never really good for baseball.
I saw Ted Williams at the old Stadium when I was 10. I have no idea who played for the Indians then, but it was certainly in the era of Bob Feller, Larry Dobey, Mike Lopez, Al Garcia, and Lou Beaudreau. I also saw the Beatles there in 1966. Marley — I like Pearl Jam–and I have a personal relationship with God. But I think He likes Pearl Jam, too." …..John Kasich *****BASTARD NATION***** www.bastards.org
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– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – Sorry, I forgot to induct you into the CAT cult. CATs are Cleveland Area Triadians. Our soul purpose is to support Cleveland culture and revive the good old days of Ghoulardi, Dorothy Fuldheim, Barnaby, Capt. Penny and Dick Goddard. E Might as well rename this group alt.adoption.Cleveland.anticulture "Though all the winds of evil and truth were loosed to do do battle with one another, what of if? Whoever, knew truth the worst in a fair and open fight?" ….John Stuart Mills ( a paraphrase) MarkG
Ah, Mark, have you not been to Clevelalnd. It’s heaven–very much, IMO, comparable to Helsinki. Marley — I like Pearl Jam–and I have a personal relationship with God. But I think He likes Pearl Jam, too." …..John Kasich *****BASTARD NATION***** www.bastards.org – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text –
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– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – It ended up okay, however, since I finally managed to interview Herb Score (ok CAT member, who is Herb Score — 2 bonus points for this one). He was a good guy. steve Yes he was, as was Bob Feller. Herb Score pitched for the Tribe, was hit between the eyes with a baseball, and was never the same. Now, what was the name of Channel 5’s dance show, the lame copy of American Bandstand? And who was the host? Does anyone remember?
The Big Five Show later changed to Upbeat. I loved that show. Where else could you find Bob Seeger, Terry Knight and the Pack (the precursor to Grand Funk), Jean-Paul Vignon, the Grasshoppers, and the Choir all on one show? I assume this is what you mean–or are you going back really far with the Phil McLean Show? Marley – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – And what was Barnaby’s Theme Music? And what was Barnaby’s sidekick named?
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– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – Elisa said: "so now Marcy thinks Veronica is Laura while Kim thinks that Tim is related to Laura. Marcy plans Veronica’s Party while Kim plans the Virtual Adoption University course offerings. Kim and Marcy made a hilarious team on that "Slut" thread. Maybe now we should conclude that Marcy, and not Tina, is Kim’s real lost mommy." *** OMG I can’t keep up, besides, Veronica was married to Tim. No, I am married to Tim. I am Veronica as well as Kim and Tina. Elisa is my alter ego, but my friends call me Laura Lewis. Except the ones that call me Celeste. When I am Celeste I am married to steve, and Linda is our child. I am also Deer Watson and Marley. Sometimes I am SCOM, but mostly I am Ghoulardi. Does that cover it?
Not quite. Which one of you is really Jessicka?
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Hi, – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – Elisa said: "so now Marcy thinks Veronica is Laura while Kim thinks that Tim is related to Laura. Marcy plans Veronica’s Party while Kim plans the Virtual Adoption University course offerings. Kim and Marcy made a hilarious team on that "Slut" thread. Maybe now we should conclude that Marcy, and not Tina, is Kim’s real lost mommy." *** OMG I can’t keep up, besides, Veronica was married to Tim. No, I am married to Tim. I am Veronica as well as Kim and Tina. Elisa is my alter ego, but my friends call me Laura Lewis. Except the ones that call me Celeste. When I am Celeste I am married to steve, and Linda is our child. I am also Deer Watson and Marley. Sometimes I am SCOM, but mostly I am Ghoulardi. Does that cover it?
NO. no no no no NO! I am Dorothy Fuldheim, and I am married to Ghouldardi. Dick Goddard is our child. Tim is Laura’s son and also her husband (GSA strikes again). Tina and steve are having a secret affair and SCOM is their love child. Marley is Celesta when she’s not being Marcy or Jessica. Veronica is Linda Fortney on acid. But the REAL secret is that DeerWatson is EVERYONE here, including all of the people named above. She is currently residing in Parma, Ohio and has been spotted in Wal Mart buying cases and cases of white socks. Love, Dorothy Fuldheim Ghoulardi. STAY SICK!
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– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – I am Dorothy Fuldheim, and I am married to Ghouldardi. Dick Goddard is our child. Tim is Laura’s son and also her husband (GSA strikes again). Tina and steve are having a secret affair and SCOM is their love child. Marley is Celesta when she’s not being Marcy or Jessica. Veronica is Linda Fortney on acid. But the REAL secret is that DeerWatson is EVERYONE here, including all of the people named above. She is currently residing in Parma, Ohio and has been spotted in Wal Mart buying cases and cases of white socks. Love, Dorothy Fuldheim Ghoulardi. STAY SICK!
From Mary Ellen’s Barnyard: Hmmm. Now I’m totally confused. I just read a post from Jay on another thread,which said that Marcy is a "VICTIM". Now, if she’s a victim, doesn’t that make her a birthmother who suffers from PTSD and was probably coerced into being an adoption facilitator and an adoptive parent, which then must mean that she’s married to Barnaby? Or does it mean that she’s Dick Goddard’s cousin? And, that reminds me, I don’t believe that you’re married to Dick Goddard. Everyone *knows* that Dorothy Fuldheim has been secretly married to Captain Penny for years. I know for a fact that Tina is *not* having an affair with Steve, her heart has always belonged to Roy Rogers, and she hasn’t been the same since his recent ride off into the sunset. However, I do remember reading in a past issue of "Cleveland Magazine" that Steve was at one time romantically linked to Paige Palmer. And, by the way, I just attended a major retrospective of Mary Ellen’s cartoons at MOMA. Eat your hearts out. Velveeta on Ritz crackers were served at the opening with Carling Black Label beer. Very classy affair.
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– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – Hi, Elisa said: "so now Marcy thinks Veronica is Laura while Kim thinks that Tim is related to Laura. Marcy plans Veronica’s Party while Kim plans the Virtual Adoption University course offerings. Kim and Marcy made a hilarious team on that "Slut" thread. Maybe now we should conclude that Marcy, and not Tina, is Kim’s real lost mommy." *** OMG I can’t keep up, besides, Veronica was married to Tim. No, I am married to Tim. I am Veronica as well as Kim and Tina. Elisa is my alter ego, but my friends call me Laura Lewis. Except the ones that call me Celeste. When I am Celeste I am married to steve, and Linda is our child. I am also Deer Watson and Marley. Sometimes I am SCOM, but mostly I am Ghoulardi. Does that cover it? NO. no no no no NO! I am Dorothy Fuldheim, and I am married to Ghouldardi. Dick Goddard is our child. Tim is Laura’s son and also her husband (GSA strikes again). Tina and steve are having a secret affair and SCOM is their love child. Marley is Celesta when she’s not being Marcy or Jessica. Veronica is Linda Fortney on acid. But the REAL secret is that DeerWatson is EVERYONE here, including all of the people named above. She is currently residing in Parma, Ohio and has been spotted in Wal Mart buying cases and cases of white socks. Love, Dorothy Fuldheim Ghoulardi. STAY SICK!
Where do the wooly-bears fit in? I always knew that Dorothy and Ghoulardi were hiding something. Marley — I like Pearl Jam–and I have a personal relationship with God. But I think He likes Pearl Jam, too." …..John Kasich *****BASTARD NATION***** www.bastards.org
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Yes he was, as was Bob Feller. Herb Score pitched for the Tribe, was hit between the eyes with a baseball, and was never the same.
And what did he do later? steve Reply to: stevewhite at ce dot mediaone dot net
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P.S. — I don’t know what a CAT member is, so your question was probably not addressed to me. Sorry if I butted into a contest.
CAT = Cleveland Area Triadian. steve Reply to: stevewhite at ce dot mediaone dot net
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I remember Herb Score, and I quite remember the pitch that ended his career. I bet ye gave you a good interview.
He was. Great interview, especially for a greenhorn like me, which I was at the time. We talked about twenty minutes one morning. He certainly didn’t have to do the interview. No pretense, just an honest, nice guy. And he made the Indians sound interesting too, which was a real feat there in the 70’s. I remember going to the Stadium for a game, me and about 3,000 other hardy souls, sitting in the left field seats and catching the lake breeze. We’d carry a small radio with us and listen to Herb call the game. I’m sad they tore the Stadium down, but it was a cavern and never really good for baseball. I’d still kill for two ticks to the Jake. steve Reply to: stevewhite at ce dot mediaone dot net
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P.S. — I don’t know what a CAT member is, so your question was probably not addressed to me. Sorry if I butted into a contest.
Sorry, I forgot to induct you into the CAT cult. CATs are Cleveland Area Triadians. Our soul purpose is to support Cleveland culture and revive the good old days of Ghoulardi, Dorothy Fuldheim, Barnaby, Capt. Penny and Dick Goddard. Eventually, we will construct a CAThouse somewhere in the area of Euclid Beach Park where we will hold Ghoulardi Parties and discuss Dorothy Fuldheim’s hair. CATs are also an adjunct of Bastard Nation. Any Cleveland area triadian who belongs to BN is automaticaly a CAT. In fact, our CAT status alone is what has held some us from tearing the throats out of others here on aa. Many of us were totally insensitive clods until we discovered our CATtiness. Now, if you’re a CAT you’re AOK. Marley — I like Pearl Jam–and I have a personal relationship with God. But I think He likes Pearl Jam, too." …..John Kasich *****BASTARD NATION***** www.bastards.org
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And, that reminds me, I don’t believe that you’re married to Dick Goddard. Everyone *knows* that Dorothy Fuldheim has been secretly married to Captain Penny for years. I know for a fact that Tina is *not* having an affair with Steve, her heart has always belonged to Roy Rogers, and she hasn’t been the same since his recent ride off into the sunset. However, I do remember reading in a past issue of "Cleveland Magazine" that Steve was at one time romantically linked to Paige Palmer.
who was a very hot item with Tom Haley before Barnaby stepped into the picture. Marley — I like Pearl Jam–and I have a personal relationship with God. But I think He likes Pearl Jam, too." …..John Kasich *****BASTARD NATION***** www.bastards.org – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text –
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I actually tried to interview Dorothy Fuldheim once. I was in high school and we were supposed to interview a person as an English class assignment. Most of my classmates ended up interviewing the school janitor, whereas I went for the big hit. I made an appointment and went downtown one morning, found her office in a building bigger than ANYTHING I’d ever seen to that point (I grew up in the rustic areas around Cleveland), and cooled my heels for an hour in her outer reception area. She finally cancelled me and I went home depressed. It ended up okay, however, since I finally managed to interview Herb Score (ok CAT member, who is Herb Score — 2 bonus points for this one). He was a good guy.
Steve ! I didn’t know you grew up near Cleveland! I’m sorry Dorothy cancelled your interview, but Herb Score is a much better interview anyway! He is sincerely a wonderful person, I think, and while I cursed him to hell and back during many an Indians game, due to the all to frequent "It’s back, it’s going, it’s out of here!!!! Oh, excuse me, caught in center field for out number three…" He’s always a kind and interesting man outside the booth. And was a helluva pitcher, too. I don’t know how I will get used to his absence, and though it’s wrong to say, Davey Nelson will not be an appropriate replacement for at least a decade, if he can stand it for that long! Tina. P.S. — I don’t know what a CAT member is, so your question was probably not addressed to me. Sorry if I butted into a contest.
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– – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – Love, Dorothy Fuldheim Ghoulardi I actually tried to interview Dorothy Fuldheim once. I was in high school and we were supposed to interview a person as an English class assignment. Most of my classmates ended up interviewing the school janitor, whereas I went for the big hit. I made an appointment and went downtown one morning, found her office in a building bigger than ANYTHING I’d ever seen to that point (I grew up in the rustic areas around Cleveland), and cooled my heels for an hour in her outer reception area. She finally cancelled me and I went home depressed.
Dorothy stiffed you. What a bummer. Then her picture certainly did deserve to be blown up. It ended up okay, however, since I finally managed to interview Herb Score (ok CAT member, who is Herb Score — 2 bonus points for this one). He was a good guy.
I remember Herb Score, and I quite remember the pitch that ended his career. I bet ye gave you a good interview. Marley – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – steve
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But Laura’s first husband had an affair with Marcy
Laura Lewis? and they had three other children, Kellee, Jim and Me.
yes and here are their middle names, Kellee over Jim Bob Mary "queen of hearts" Kellee actually used to be Jay, but then she had the sex-change operation, and now posts under both names
You can catch his act at the Queen Mary in the San Fernando Valley, he does a terrific Ann Margaret because his/personality split due to the trauma of finding out that Tim wasn’t really her father.
classic case of PTSD Laura’s first husband was Ron’s weiner-mobile driving dad. Jim had such a great adoption experience that he went on to become an adopted father.
and changed his name from Jim to JMHJMD I was the late suprise child and was relinquished to Marley and Celesta, who used to live together as lesbian lovers.
and their ceremony at the Ritz was incredible, K.D. Lang was the flower girl, Paula Crow, threw the rice. After being raised with them, I ran away and had a 9-year affair with Barb
which produced your first son, Dr. Steven White Robb Eurytes, who is currently in the process of leaving his wife for me.
and her name is Rachel Goldman the people named above. She is currently residing in Parma, Ohio and has been spotted in Wal Mart buying cases and cases of white socks. And stacks of blue polyester pants with elastic waistbands.
always a trend setter Marcy
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- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – Hmmm. Now I’m totally confused. I just read a post from Jay on another thread,which said that Marcy is a "VICTIM". Now, if she’s a victim, doesn’t that make her a birthmother who suffers from PTSD and was probably coerced into being an adoption facilitator and an adoptive parent, which then must mean that she’s married to Barnaby? Or does it mean that she’s Dick Goddard’s cousin? And, that reminds me, I don’t believe that you’re married to Dick Goddard. Everyone *knows* that Dorothy Fuldheim has been secretly married to Captain Penny for years. I know for a fact that Tina is *not* having an affair with Steve, her heart has always belonged to Roy Rogers, and she hasn’t been the same since his recent ride off into the sunset. However, I do remember reading in a past issue of "Cleveland Magazine" that Steve was at one time romantically linked to Paige Palmer. And, by the way, I just attended a major retrospective of Mary Ellen’s cartoons at MOMA. Eat your hearts out. Velveeta on Ritz crackers were served at the opening with Carling Black Label beer. Very classy affair. </PRE</HTML
all right, all right, all right I am a birthmother, Kim’s birthmother, we were re-united during the WACO incident, two FBI agents acted as the mediator, I had Kim when I was 15, I couldn’t stand the shame, ( I lived on a Cherokee reservation), that’s right Kim, you are half Cherokee, we should have told you, you could have registered and had a free college education. Your father was a proud warrior, his name was " eating at K-Mart", he was a beautiful in the whole world, and as your birthmother, you can always come home…..and I suffer from terrible PSTD, I take one bottle of Kendal Jackson Chardonney every evening , Drs. orders., Marcy
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so now Marcy thinks Veronica is Laura while Kim thinks that Tim is related to Laura. Marcy plans Veronica’s Party while Kim plans the Virtual Adoption University course offerings. Kim and Marcy made a hilarious team on that "Slut" thread. Maybe now we should conclude that Marcy, and not Tina, is Kim’s real lost mommy.
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Elisa said: "so now Marcy thinks Veronica is Laura while Kim thinks that Tim is related to Laura. Marcy plans Veronica’s Party while Kim plans the Virtual Adoption University course offerings. Kim and Marcy made a hilarious team on that "Slut" thread. Maybe now we should conclude that Marcy, and not Tina, is Kim’s real lost mommy." *** OMG I can’t keep up, besides, Veronica was married to Tim. Veronica "If you cannot keep the family skeleton in the closet, you may as well make it dance." — George Bernard Shaw
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