Question:
I’ve decided that today, all anxiety will be illegal. If you have any anxiety today you will be breaking the law, and the punishment will be to have your bottom smacked with a stick of celery. If you feel any anxiety today, remember this post, remember the celery, have a little chuckle to yourself, and the anxiety will fade away. Yours sincerely, The Anxiety Police, Celery Division ‘In celery we trust’ — The charter is available at: http://readystump.algebra.com/~asapm
Response:
I’ve decided that today, all anxiety will be illegal. If you have any anxiety today you will be breaking the law, and the punishment will be to have your bottom smacked with a stick of celery. If you feel any anxiety today, remember this post, remember the celery, have a little chuckle to yourself, and the anxiety will fade away. Yours sincerely, The Anxiety Police, Celery Division ‘In celery we trust’
Whatchoo got against celery??? ;o) And I always thought the thrashing was w/a wet noodle…. —
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