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why not Kuk Dem Balls? Rocky Mountain Oysters anyone? tiny dancer <tinydancer…@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:WH9S6.74643$i56.22492463@typhoon.southeast.rr.com… – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> Okay Rudy, keeping within the same vein as my week has been, how about > Kek Dem Balls ??? :-) > tiny dancer > "Rudolph Berthold" <rberth…@canada.com> wrote in message > news:Xu%R6.318$F42.9112@newscontent-01.sprint.ca… > > certainly Kris 
– do you have a martial arts movie villains name picked > > out? > > — > > RB > > If you can dream–and not make dreams your master, > > If you can think–and not make thoughts your aim; > > If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster > > And treat those two impostors just the same; > > If you can bear to hear the truth you’ve spoken > > Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools, > > Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken, > > And stoop and build ‘em up with worn-out tools > > "BaliKris" <balik…@aol.comzipspam> wrote in message > > news:20010602011049.18465.00004594@ng-mq1.aol.com… > > > Hrmph…I didn’t come in late, I just didn’t show up at all! perhaps I > can > > > express some of my feelings in a proper environment and play the > villian? > > rudy? > > > Kristine > > > The unexamined life is not worth living – Socrates
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Kuk Sum Wang? — RB If you can dream–and not make dreams your master, If you can think–and not make thoughts your aim; If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster And treat those two impostors just the same; If you can bear to hear the truth you’ve spoken Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools, Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken, And stoop and build ‘em up with worn-out tools "Joanne Johnson" <za…@worldnet.att.net> wrote in message
news:m_iS6.1445$Ji.151143@bgtnsc04-news.ops.worldnet.att.net… – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> why not Kuk Dem Balls? Rocky Mountain Oysters anyone? > tiny dancer <tinydancer…@hotmail.com> wrote in message > news:WH9S6.74643$i56.22492463@typhoon.southeast.rr.com… > > Okay Rudy, keeping within the same vein as my week has been, how about > > Kek Dem Balls ??? :-) > > tiny dancer > > "Rudolph Berthold" <rberth…@canada.com> wrote in message > > news:Xu%R6.318$F42.9112@newscontent-01.sprint.ca… > > > certainly Kris – do you have a martial arts movie villains name > picked > > > out? > > > — > > > RB > > > If you can dream–and not make dreams your master, > > > If you can think–and not make thoughts your aim; > > > If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster > > > And treat those two impostors just the same; > > > If you can bear to hear the truth you’ve spoken > > > Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools, > > > Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken, > > > And stoop and build ‘em up with worn-out tools > > > "BaliKris" <balik…@aol.comzipspam> wrote in message > > > news:20010602011049.18465.00004594@ng-mq1.aol.com… > > > > Hrmph…I didn’t come in late, I just didn’t show up at all! perhaps I > > can > > > > express some of my feelings in a proper environment and play the > > villian? > > > rudy? > > > > Kristine > > > > The unexamined life is not worth living – Socrates
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Crouching Trauma – Hidden Stressor Directed by Han Mi Dat subtitles and translations by Sum Dum Fuk Starring: Ron as Mak Dad Ie Rudolph as Kynda Dum Guy Tiny as Wok Yer Dog Helski as Yu Kan Tu Jeannie as Flung Dat Dung Kat as Kik dat Cao Nancy as Kuk sum Stew we join our heroes as they make their way through the tropical brainforest KIK: how far is it to the evil Dr’s castle? TRAUMA PUPPET: I dunno – depends on how fast yer walkin KIK: very funny – hey! by the way, do you have a name? TRAUMA PUPPET: the evil Dr used to call me ‘fuck off’ a lot WOK: hmmm that won’t do – how about mini-me? YU: naw – that one’s been taken TRAUMA PUPPET: how about Antonio Bandaras? FLUNG: how about balonio andbareass? TRAUMA PUPPET: ha ha – very funny (little hand emerges from the knapsack giving everyone the finger) KUK: how about your initials? T.P.! TRAUMA PUPPET: Tee Pee? like in Wig Wam? MAK: well it’s better than ‘mr potato head’ TRAUMA PUPPET: kiss my ass! MAK: kiss your own ass – the Dr velcroed your lips to your butt didn’t she? WOK: how about Tat Tu? everyone makes positive murmuring sounds PUPPET: hey! that one isn’t bad! Tat Tu it is! MAK: (whispering) isn’t that a rip off of fantasy island? EVERYONE: SHHHHHHH! WOK: where does the evil Dr Sai Ko live Tat? does she have an office? TAT: she lives in the Kin Kee Castle – I’ve got photos everyone looks at the pix gasps and looks over at KYNDA KYNDA: that’s not my fault! I was young! I needed the work! TAT: whatever makes your bunny hop I always say KYNDA: I’ll give you fifty yen for the negatives TAT: hehehehehe dream on rabbit boy! KYNDA: I knew that costume would give me away – geez now I have an easter flashback KIK: it can’t be much farther – we almost got bogged down with paperwork swamp so we should be there soon MAK: there it is! Kin Kee Castle!! next week – the Kin Kee Castle – lair of the evil Dr Sai Ko — RB "O happiness! our being’s end and aim! Good, pleasure, ease, content! whate’er thy name: That something still which prompts the eternal sigh, For which we bear to live, or dare to die." Alexander Pope Ibid, Epistle iv
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I really love this, but i came into the story part way through. Could you email me all of the various eposides. I would really apreciate it. Joanne za…@worldnet.att.net Rudolph Berthold <rberth…@canada.com> wrote in message
news:PRWR6.259$F42.7189@newscontent-01.sprint.ca… – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> Crouching Trauma – Hidden Stressor > Directed by Han Mi Dat > subtitles and translations by Sum Dum Fuk > Starring: > Ron as Mak Dad Ie > Rudolph as Kynda Dum Guy > Tiny as Wok Yer Dog > Helski as Yu Kan Tu > Jeannie as Flung Dat Dung > Kat as Kik dat Cao > Nancy as Kuk sum Stew > we join our heroes as they make their way through the tropical brainforest > KIK: how far is it to the evil Dr’s castle? > TRAUMA PUPPET: I dunno – depends on how fast yer walkin > KIK: very funny – hey! by the way, do you have a name? > TRAUMA PUPPET: the evil Dr used to call me ‘fuck off’ a lot > WOK: hmmm that won’t do – how about mini-me? > YU: naw – that one’s been taken > TRAUMA PUPPET: how about Antonio Bandaras? > FLUNG: how about balonio andbareass? > TRAUMA PUPPET: ha ha – very funny (little hand emerges from the knapsack > giving everyone the finger) > KUK: how about your initials? T.P.! > TRAUMA PUPPET: Tee Pee? like in Wig Wam? > MAK: well it’s better than ‘mr potato head’ > TRAUMA PUPPET: kiss my ass! > MAK: kiss your own ass – the Dr velcroed your lips to your butt didn’t she? > WOK: how about Tat Tu? > everyone makes positive murmuring sounds > PUPPET: hey! that one isn’t bad! Tat Tu it is! > MAK: (whispering) isn’t that a rip off of fantasy island? > EVERYONE: SHHHHHHH! > WOK: where does the evil Dr Sai Ko live Tat? does she have an office? > TAT: she lives in the Kin Kee Castle – I’ve got photos > everyone looks at the pix gasps and looks over at KYNDA > KYNDA: that’s not my fault! I was young! I needed the work! > TAT: whatever makes your bunny hop I always say > KYNDA: I’ll give you fifty yen for the negatives > TAT: hehehehehe dream on rabbit boy! > KYNDA: I knew that costume would give me away – geez now I have an easter > flashback > KIK: it can’t be much farther – we almost got bogged down with paperwork > swamp so we should be there soon > MAK: there it is! Kin Kee Castle!! > next week – the Kin Kee Castle – lair of the evil Dr Sai Ko > — > RB > "O happiness! our being’s end and aim! > Good, pleasure, ease, content! whate’er thy name: > That something still which prompts the eternal sigh, > For which we bear to live, or dare to die." > Alexander Pope > Ibid, Epistle iv
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>MAK: kiss your own ass – the Dr velcroed your lips to your butt didn’t she?
hey Rudy, did you see the episode on MTV’s Dumbass where the guy got his butt cheeks pierced together? Funnier than hell and it looked, well, funnier than hell. LOL
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Hrmph…I didn’t come in late, I just didn’t show up at all! perhaps I can express some of my feelings in a proper environment and play the villian? rudy? Kristine The unexamined life is not worth living – Socrates
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certainly Kris – do you have a martial arts movie villains name picked out? — RB If you can dream–and not make dreams your master, If you can think–and not make thoughts your aim; If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster And treat those two impostors just the same; If you can bear to hear the truth you’ve spoken Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools, Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken, And stoop and build ‘em up with worn-out tools "BaliKris" <balik…@aol.comzipspam> wrote in message
news:20010602011049.18465.00004594@ng-mq1.aol.com… – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> Hrmph…I didn’t come in late, I just didn’t show up at all! perhaps I can > express some of my feelings in a proper environment and play the villian? rudy? > Kristine > The unexamined life is not worth living – Socrates
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LOL! — RB If you can dream–and not make dreams your master, If you can think–and not make thoughts your aim; If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster And treat those two impostors just the same; If you can bear to hear the truth you’ve spoken Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools, Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken, And stoop and build ‘em up with worn-out tools "BaliKris" <balik…@aol.comzipspam> wrote in message
news:20010602010946.18465.00004593@ng-mq1.aol.com… – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> >MAK: kiss your own ass – the Dr velcroed your lips to your butt didn’t she? > hey Rudy, did you see the episode on MTV’s Dumbass where the guy got his butt > cheeks pierced together? Funnier than hell and it looked, well, funnier than > hell. LOL
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sure Jo – they might be still in my outbox – I’ll see if I can dig them up – I kinda write them on the fly and post them hehehehehehe — RB If you can dream–and not make dreams your master, If you can think–and not make thoughts your aim; If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster And treat those two impostors just the same; If you can bear to hear the truth you’ve spoken Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools, Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken, And stoop and build ‘em up with worn-out tools "Joanne Johnson" <za…@worldnet.att.net> wrote in message
news:ExZR6.60706$4f7.4589532@bgtnsc06-news.ops.worldnet.att.net… – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> I really love this, but i came into the story part way through. Could you > email me all of the various eposides. I would really apreciate it. > Joanne > za…@worldnet.att.net > Rudolph Berthold <rberth…@canada.com> wrote in message > news:PRWR6.259$F42.7189@newscontent-01.sprint.ca… > > Crouching Trauma – Hidden Stressor > > Directed by Han Mi Dat > > subtitles and translations by Sum Dum Fuk > > Starring: > > Ron as Mak Dad Ie > > Rudolph as Kynda Dum Guy > > Tiny as Wok Yer Dog > > Helski as Yu Kan Tu > > Jeannie as Flung Dat Dung > > Kat as Kik dat Cao > > Nancy as Kuk sum Stew > > we join our heroes as they make their way through the tropical brainforest > > KIK: how far is it to the evil Dr’s castle? > > TRAUMA PUPPET: I dunno – depends on how fast yer walkin > > KIK: very funny – hey! by the way, do you have a name? > > TRAUMA PUPPET: the evil Dr used to call me ‘fuck off’ a lot > > WOK: hmmm that won’t do – how about mini-me? > > YU: naw – that one’s been taken > > TRAUMA PUPPET: how about Antonio Bandaras? > > FLUNG: how about balonio andbareass? > > TRAUMA PUPPET: ha ha – very funny (little hand emerges from the > knapsack > > giving everyone the finger) > > KUK: how about your initials? T.P.! > > TRAUMA PUPPET: Tee Pee? like in Wig Wam? > > MAK: well it’s better than ‘mr potato head’ > > TRAUMA PUPPET: kiss my ass! > > MAK: kiss your own ass – the Dr velcroed your lips to your butt didn’t > she? > > WOK: how about Tat Tu? > > everyone makes positive murmuring sounds > > PUPPET: hey! that one isn’t bad! Tat Tu it is! > > MAK: (whispering) isn’t that a rip off of fantasy island? > > EVERYONE: SHHHHHHH! > > WOK: where does the evil Dr Sai Ko live Tat? does she have an office? > > TAT: she lives in the Kin Kee Castle – I’ve got photos > > everyone looks at the pix gasps and looks over at KYNDA > > KYNDA: that’s not my fault! I was young! I needed the work! > > TAT: whatever makes your bunny hop I always say > > KYNDA: I’ll give you fifty yen for the negatives > > TAT: hehehehehe dream on rabbit boy! > > KYNDA: I knew that costume would give me away – geez now I have an easter > > flashback > > KIK: it can’t be much farther – we almost got bogged down with paperwork > > swamp so we should be there soon > > MAK: there it is! Kin Kee Castle!! > > next week – the Kin Kee Castle – lair of the evil Dr Sai Ko > > — > > RB > > "O happiness! our being’s end and aim! > > Good, pleasure, ease, content! whate’er thy name: > > That something still which prompts the eternal sigh, > > For which we bear to live, or dare to die." > > Alexander Pope > > Ibid, Epistle iv
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Tiny, ROTFLMAO!!!!! kat "tiny dancer" <tinydancer…@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:WH9S6.74643$i56.22492463@typhoon.southeast.rr.com… – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> Okay Rudy, keeping within the same vein as my week has been, how about > Kek Dem Balls ??? :-) > tiny dancer > "Rudolph Berthold" <rberth…@canada.com> wrote in message > news:Xu%R6.318$F42.9112@newscontent-01.sprint.ca… > > certainly Kris – do you have a martial arts movie villains name picked > > out? > > — > > RB > > If you can dream–and not make dreams your master, > > If you can think–and not make thoughts your aim; > > If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster > > And treat those two impostors just the same; > > If you can bear to hear the truth you’ve spoken > > Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools, > > Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken, > > And stoop and build ‘em up with worn-out tools > > "BaliKris" <balik…@aol.comzipspam> wrote in message > > news:20010602011049.18465.00004594@ng-mq1.aol.com… > > > Hrmph…I didn’t come in late, I just didn’t show up at all! perhaps I > can > > > express some of my feelings in a proper environment and play the > villian? > > rudy? > > > Kristine > > > The unexamined life is not worth living – Socrates
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>do you have a martial arts movie villains name picked out?>>
hmmmm….thinking, thinking Hah Shi Wis? Sum Cho Sin? lol, hard to come up with one.
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hehehe that sounds hilarious – good practical joke on him would be to give him a magnetic chair — RB If you can dream–and not make dreams your master, If you can think–and not make thoughts your aim; If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster And treat those two impostors just the same; If you can bear to hear the truth you’ve spoken Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools, Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken, And stoop and build ‘em up with worn-out tools "BaliKris" <balik…@aol.comzipspam> wrote in message
news:20010602010946.18465.00004593@ng-mq1.aol.com… – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> >MAK: kiss your own ass – the Dr velcroed your lips to your butt didn’t she? > hey Rudy, did you see the episode on MTV’s Dumbass where the guy got his butt > cheeks pierced together? Funnier than hell and it looked, well, funnier than > hell. LOL
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Okay Rudy, keeping within the same vein as my week has been, how about Kek Dem Balls ??? :-) tiny dancer "Rudolph Berthold" <rberth…@canada.com> wrote in message
news:Xu%R6.318$F42.9112@newscontent-01.sprint.ca… – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> certainly Kris – do you have a martial arts movie villains name picked > out? > — > RB > If you can dream–and not make dreams your master, > If you can think–and not make thoughts your aim; > If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster > And treat those two impostors just the same; > If you can bear to hear the truth you’ve spoken > Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools, > Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken, > And stoop and build ‘em up with worn-out tools > "BaliKris" <balik…@aol.comzipspam> wrote in message > news:20010602011049.18465.00004594@ng-mq1.aol.com… > > Hrmph…I didn’t come in late, I just didn’t show up at all! perhaps I can > > express some of my feelings in a proper environment and play the villian? > rudy? > > Kristine > > The unexamined life is not worth living – Socrates
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oh, what a wicked thought , I love it!!! *laughing* anyone stupid enough to do something like that DESERVES the metal chair treatment!!! ROTFL kat – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> hehehe that sounds hilarious – good practical joke on him would be to give > him a magnetic chair > — > RB > If you can dream–and not make dreams your master, > If you can think–and not make thoughts your aim; > If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster > And treat those two impostors just the same; > If you can bear to hear the truth you’ve spoken > Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools, > Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken, > And stoop and build ‘em up with worn-out tools > "BaliKris" <balik…@aol.comzipspam> wrote in message > news:20010602010946.18465.00004593@ng-mq1.aol.com… > > >MAK: kiss your own ass – the Dr velcroed your lips to your butt didn’t > she? > > hey Rudy, did you see the episode on MTV’s Dumbass where the guy got his > butt > > cheeks pierced together? Funnier than hell and it looked, well, funnier > than > > hell. LOL
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Hi Kris I’ve always sketched and painted (a couple of my sketches are up in alt.binaries.pictures.artpics if you’re interested in seeing them) lately I’ve been sculpting stone, the old fashioned michelangelo/bernini way of hammering away at a piece of marble or alabaster with hammer and chisel until you make something tangible it is very labor intensive and exhausting but in a good way – I have to focus and concentrate more intensely than when I draw or paint (it keeps my intrusive thoughts down and the negative imagery/feelings that accompany them) my sculpture so far is still fairly primitive when compared to my sketching/painting but it is improving I still have horrormares – btw what is metaphor therapy? — RB Vix ulla tam iniqua pax, quin bello vel aequissimo sit potior "BaliKris" <balik…@aol.comzipspam> wrote in message
news:20010617011454.18611.00009388@ng-mq1.aol.com… – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> >The nightmares are horrible. Been fighting those myself for a while. > Me too…but I can say that the true HORRORMARES that I had before I got on > meds a couple years ago are gone. Now they’re a little tamer. I was being > invaded by constant dreams that exhausted me and left me waking up feeling like > I hadn’t slept at all. My therapist used some Metaphor Therapy to help and by > god it worked. > Rudy, may I ask what sort of art you’re doing? I’ve found that just starting > the process is like opening a gateway to my subconscious mind. It is full of > things that painting exhibits. I really like it…I have also been painting > some dreams. The specific parts or images that stand out. I take them to > therapy and its a big help. Glad to hear you’re using something that helps. > Kristine > The unexamined life is not worth living – Socrates
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LOL — RB Vix ulla tam iniqua pax, quin bello vel aequissimo sit potior "BaliKris" <balik…@aol.comzipspam> wrote in message
news:20010617011211.18611.00009387@ng-mq1.aol.com… – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> Rudy, love the spinoff of phrases…one writer to another, you’ve got talent > (but you already know that.) Now you just have to get your name off the > "Psychos To Watch List" that publishers issue monthly, right? > Kristine
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Wow, sculpturing would be a great outlet, physical and requiring concentration both. Good luck on your current project::::sending invisible creative waves your way:::::: Metaphor therapy is something I mentioned awhile ago in a post. A short definition of the concepts in this therapy would be: Metaphor therapy seeks to discover how a client represents their experience on a symbolic level. Clean language is a way of asking questions of a client which affirm and feedback their experience without the questioner introducing concepts, beliefs or models alien to that experience. That is why it is called *clean* language. If you like, Metaphor therapy is the vehicle journeying towards self discovery and transformation, while clean language is the engine that drives the vehicle ever onwards. There is also a site that has more info, here’s the link http://www.devco.demon.co.uk
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Rudy, love the spinoff of phrases…one writer to another, you’ve got talent (but you already know that.) Now you just have to get your name off the "Psychos To Watch List" that publishers issue monthly, right? Kristine
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>The nightmares are horrible. Been fighting those myself for a while.
Me too…but I can say that the true HORRORMARES that I had before I got on meds a couple years ago are gone. Now they’re a little tamer. I was being invaded by constant dreams that exhausted me and left me waking up feeling like I hadn’t slept at all. My therapist used some Metaphor Therapy to help and by god it worked. Rudy, may I ask what sort of art you’re doing? I’ve found that just starting the process is like opening a gateway to my subconscious mind. It is full of things that painting exhibits. I really like it…I have also been painting some dreams. The specific parts or images that stand out. I take them to therapy and its a big help. Glad to hear you’re using something that helps. Kristine The unexamined life is not worth living – Socrates
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— RB Vix ulla tam iniqua pax, quin bello vel aequissimo sit potior "Kat" <kathi…@frontiernet.net> wrote in message
news:9gh82g$kue$1@node21.cwnet.roc.gblx.net… – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> Rudy, > The twisted sayings? Loved them!!! You outdid yourself, as usual! > *grinning* > kat > "Rudolph Berthold" <rberth…@canada.com> wrote in message > news:dMwW6.5016$F42.88566@newscontent-01.sprint.ca… > > Crouching Trauma – Hidden Stressor > > Directed by Han Mi Dat > > subtitles and translations by Sum Dum Fuk > > Starring: > > Ron as Mak Dad Ie > > Rudolph as Kynda Dum Guy > > Tiny as Wok Yer Dog > > Helski as Yu Kan Tu > > Jeannie as Flung Dat Dung > > Kat as Kik dat Cao > > Nancy as Kuk sum Stew > > Trauma Puppet: Tat Tu > > BaliKris: Ha Chu > > we join our heroes as they approach the Kin Kee Castle – home and office > of > > the evil Dr Sai Ko the pestiferous > > Kik: geez, what a big castle! I wonder if it is owned or leased? > > Wok: well the drawbridge is down and the sign says that the Dr is in > > Yu: ok who wants to go in first? > > Kynda: fuck that! > > Kuk: c’mon ya big chicken – let’’s all go in together > > as they all tenatively sneak across the drawbridge, arrive at a long > > hallway – music begins to play > > Wok: geez! what awful music…it sounds like a combination of new kids on > > the block, menudo, and vanilla ice all put to muzak! > > Mak: look out! I’m gonna barf! > > Mak turns away and spews chow mein over the welcome mat. > > Flung: here! I have earplugs > > Wok: fuck the earplugs! > > everyone watches as Wok runs along the wall ‘matrix style’ and cuts the > > speaker in two with her sword. The speaker hits the floor with a zap and > > the music ends discordantly. > > Kik: thank you so much, I was getting nauseous too > > Tat: I told you that she was demented – and look at the twisted > > inspirational posters that she has on the walls > > everyone turns their attention to the first poster > > Kuk: hmmm the first one says ‘you can’t shave it all’….weird > > Tat: I think that is a twisted version of the saying ‘you can’t have it > > all’ > > everyone nods > > Yu: this one here says ‘for every crowd, there is a sniveller whining’ > > Tat: that is her version of the ’silver lining’ saying – I forget how it > > goes > > everyone spreads out along the hallway to peruse the posters > > Flung: hmmm this one says god grant me the obscenity to perplex the things > I > > cannot change – courage to strange the thinking I can and the dementia to > > make the difference > > Kynda: that one is cool….ow! quit hitting me!….look at this one – it > > says: it is better to have rubber gloved and lust, than never to have > > gloved at all – cool pic that goes with it too….I didn’t know that you > > could do that and ride a unicycle at the same time > > just then a voice booms out > > VOICE: DO YOU HAVE AN APPOINTMENT??? > > Tat: oh no! I forgot about the ‘receptionist from hell!!!!’ > > next week – the receptionist from hell!! > > — > > RB > > Vix ulla tam iniqua pax, > > quin bello vel aequissimo sit potior
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Hi Rudy, that was funny…..:-) >this one says god grant me the obscenity to >perplex the things I cannot change – courage to >strange the thinking I can and the dementia to >make the difference.
-Reinhold Nightburritscold? >it is better to have rubber gloved and lust, than >never to have gloved at all – cool pic that goes >with it too…
Um, Robot Maplesyrup? Thanks, BroVet ~Practice makes Progress~
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"Helsk" <hel…@idl.net.au> wrote in message news:992693024.717568@bigboy… > Bloody funny Rudi. > Tickled my fancy!!!!LOL. > I gathered you weren’t having an easy time. > Lack of proper rest is one of the worst symptoms equally the nightmares. > Helski > yes you are right Helski – so many nightmares that I dread going to
sleep – so it does turn into a bit of a vicious circle — RB Vix ulla tam iniqua pax, quin bello vel aequissimo sit potior
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another old saying that applies to me is ‘when the going gets tough – the tough get silly’ — RB Vix ulla tam iniqua pax, quin bello vel aequissimo sit potior "leahiiawah Yanela" <l…@webtv.net> wrote in message
news:5088-3B2B4010-166@storefull-123.iap.bryant.webtv.net… – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> HI RB, you’re absolutely outrageously lol comic-man!!! wow, thought > i learned enough > english as my second language yet your posting make me > add+third–lingo~~>*dat’s* *me–adha* being dyslexic also…you’d tap > onto my scattered brain to keep me focus for a good laugh cause (>oo<) > thanks hahaha > cherish the moment ~+~ ’cause you’re special > leah y.
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LOL — RB Vix ulla tam iniqua pax, quin bello vel aequissimo sit potior "Bro Vet" <HermanoVetr…@webtv.net> wrote in message
news:5786-3B2B4ABA-222@storefull-298.iap.bryant.webtv.net… – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> Hi Rudy, that was funny…..:-) > >this one says god grant me the obscenity to > >perplex the things I cannot change – courage to > >strange the thinking I can and the dementia to > >make the difference. > -Reinhold Nightburritscold? > >it is better to have rubber gloved and lust, than > >never to have gloved at all – cool pic that goes > >with it too… > Um, Robot Maplesyrup? > Thanks, > BroVet > ~Practice makes Progress~
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Now quit talking about me Tiny!!! I won’t stand for it!!! LOL! kat "tiny dancer" <tinydancer…@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:4tAW6.44543$ru2.12376448@typhoon.southeast.rr.com… – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> Rudy, > I can hardly wait for the "receptionist from Hell". I think I’ve met "her!" > She moves around alot, from office to office doesn’t she?? > tiny dancer > "Rudolph Berthold" <rberth…@canada.com> wrote in message > news:dMwW6.5016$F42.88566@newscontent-01.sprint.ca… > > Crouching Trauma – Hidden Stressor > > Directed by Han Mi Dat > > subtitles and translations by Sum Dum Fuk > > Starring: > > Ron as Mak Dad Ie > > Rudolph as Kynda Dum Guy > > Tiny as Wok Yer Dog > > Helski as Yu Kan Tu > > Jeannie as Flung Dat Dung > > Kat as Kik dat Cao > > Nancy as Kuk sum Stew > > Trauma Puppet: Tat Tu > > BaliKris: Ha Chu > > we join our heroes as they approach the Kin Kee Castle – home and office > of > > the evil Dr Sai Ko the pestiferous > > Kik: geez, what a big castle! I wonder if it is owned or leased? > > Wok: well the drawbridge is down and the sign says that the Dr is in > > Yu: ok who wants to go in first? > > Kynda: fuck that! > > Kuk: c’mon ya big chicken – let’’s all go in together > > as they all tenatively sneak across the drawbridge, arrive at a long > > hallway – music begins to play > > Wok: geez! what awful music…it sounds like a combination of new kids on > > the block, menudo, and vanilla ice all put to muzak! > > Mak: look out! I’m gonna barf! > > Mak turns away and spews chow mein over the welcome mat. > > Flung: here! I have earplugs > > Wok: fuck the earplugs! > > everyone watches as Wok runs along the wall ‘matrix style’ and cuts the > > speaker in two with her sword. The speaker hits the floor with a zap and > > the music ends discordantly. > > Kik: thank you so much, I was getting nauseous too > > Tat: I told you that she was demented – and look at the twisted > > inspirational posters that she has on the walls > > everyone turns their attention to the first poster > > Kuk: hmmm the first one says ‘you can’t shave it all’….weird > > Tat: I think that is a twisted version of the saying ‘you can’t have it > > all’ > > everyone nods > > Yu: this one here says ‘for every crowd, there is a sniveller whining’ > > Tat: that is her version of the ’silver lining’ saying – I forget how it > > goes > > everyone spreads out along the hallway to peruse the posters > > Flung: hmmm this one says god grant me the obscenity to perplex the things > I > > cannot change – courage to strange the thinking I can and the dementia to > > make the difference > > Kynda: that one is cool….ow! quit hitting me!….look at this one – it > > says: it is better to have rubber gloved and lust, than never to have > > gloved at all – cool pic that goes with it too….I didn’t know that you > > could do that and ride a unicycle at the same time > > just then a voice booms out > > VOICE: DO YOU HAVE AN APPOINTMENT??? > > Tat: oh no! I forgot about the ‘receptionist from hell!!!!’ > > next week – the receptionist from hell!! > > — > > RB > > Vix ulla tam iniqua pax, > > quin bello vel aequissimo sit potior
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Rudy, The twisted sayings? Loved them!!! You outdid yourself, as usual! *grinning* kat "Rudolph Berthold" <rberth…@canada.com> wrote in message
news:dMwW6.5016$F42.88566@newscontent-01.sprint.ca… – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> Crouching Trauma – Hidden Stressor > Directed by Han Mi Dat > subtitles and translations by Sum Dum Fuk > Starring: > Ron as Mak Dad Ie > Rudolph as Kynda Dum Guy > Tiny as Wok Yer Dog > Helski as Yu Kan Tu > Jeannie as Flung Dat Dung > Kat as Kik dat Cao > Nancy as Kuk sum Stew > Trauma Puppet: Tat Tu > BaliKris: Ha Chu > we join our heroes as they approach the Kin Kee Castle – home and office of > the evil Dr Sai Ko the pestiferous > Kik: geez, what a big castle! I wonder if it is owned or leased? > Wok: well the drawbridge is down and the sign says that the Dr is in > Yu: ok who wants to go in first? > Kynda: fuck that! > Kuk: c’mon ya big chicken – let’’s all go in together > as they all tenatively sneak across the drawbridge, arrive at a long > hallway – music begins to play > Wok: geez! what awful music…it sounds like a combination of new kids on > the block, menudo, and vanilla ice all put to muzak! > Mak: look out! I’m gonna barf! > Mak turns away and spews chow mein over the welcome mat. > Flung: here! I have earplugs > Wok: fuck the earplugs! > everyone watches as Wok runs along the wall ‘matrix style’ and cuts the > speaker in two with her sword. The speaker hits the floor with a zap and > the music ends discordantly. > Kik: thank you so much, I was getting nauseous too > Tat: I told you that she was demented – and look at the twisted > inspirational posters that she has on the walls > everyone turns their attention to the first poster > Kuk: hmmm the first one says ‘you can’t shave it all’….weird > Tat: I think that is a twisted version of the saying ‘you can’t have it > all’ > everyone nods > Yu: this one here says ‘for every crowd, there is a sniveller whining’ > Tat: that is her version of the ’silver lining’ saying – I forget how it > goes > everyone spreads out along the hallway to peruse the posters > Flung: hmmm this one says god grant me the obscenity to perplex the things I > cannot change – courage to strange the thinking I can and the dementia to > make the difference > Kynda: that one is cool….ow! quit hitting me!….look at this one – it > says: it is better to have rubber gloved and lust, than never to have > gloved at all – cool pic that goes with it too….I didn’t know that you > could do that and ride a unicycle at the same time > just then a voice booms out > VOICE: DO YOU HAVE AN APPOINTMENT??? > Tat: oh no! I forgot about the ‘receptionist from hell!!!!’ > next week – the receptionist from hell!! > — > RB > Vix ulla tam iniqua pax, > quin bello vel aequissimo sit potior
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Rudy, Can’t wait for THAT one! kat > I’ll make amends by wearing my lil bo peep outfit and giving everyone a > tongue bath hehehehehe > hang on…did I just type that out loud? > hehehehehe > — > RB > Vix ulla tam iniqua pax, > quin bello vel aequissimo sit potior > "Helsk" <hel…@idl.net.au> wrote in message
news:992673667.28571@bigboy… – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> > I was looking forward to the next installment. > > Thanx Rudi for the laugh. > > You’ve been quiet lately. > > Helski
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Sorry to hear that Rudy. I was kind of wondering if you’d hit a bad spot. The nightmares are horrible. Been fighting those myself for a while. Bleahhhh….So I really feel for you……I hope it gets better soon. kat – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> > yes you are right Helski – so many nightmares that I dread going to > sleep – so it does turn into a bit of a vicious circle > — > RB > Vix ulla tam iniqua pax, > quin bello vel aequissimo sit potior
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I was looking forward to the next installment. Thanx Rudi for the laugh. You’ve been quiet lately. Helski
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Hi Tiny – yes I have been caught up in some art therapy of my own, and have not been around the computer much my sleep has been somewhat screwed this week, when that happens I usually gap out and am not much use to anyone hehehehe — RB Vix ulla tam iniqua pax, quin bello vel aequissimo sit potior "tiny dancer" <tinydancer…@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:o%CW6.44608$ru2.12505196@typhoon.southeast.rr.com… – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> Hey Rudy, > How you been doing? We missed you, are you still not feeling well? You > take care, we need our Rudy to cheer us up here! Things have been slow > lately. > Take care, > tiny dancer > "Rudolph Berthold" <rberth…@canada.com> wrote in message > news:qwCW6.5078$F42.90437@newscontent-01.sprint.ca… > > hahaha yes I do believe that we’ve all encountered her in one form or > > another > > — > > RB > > Vix ulla tam iniqua pax, > > quin bello vel aequissimo sit potior > > "tiny dancer" <tinydancer…@hotmail.com> wrote in message > > news:4tAW6.44543$ru2.12376448@typhoon.southeast.rr.com… > > > Rudy, > > > I can hardly wait for the "receptionist from Hell". I think I’ve met > > "her!" > > > She moves around alot, from office to office doesn’t she?? > > > tiny dancer > > > "Rudolph Berthold" <rberth…@canada.com> wrote in message > > > news:dMwW6.5016$F42.88566@newscontent-01.sprint.ca… > > > > Crouching Trauma – Hidden Stressor > > > > Directed by Han Mi Dat > > > > subtitles and translations by Sum Dum Fuk > > > > Starring: > > > > Ron as Mak Dad Ie > > > > Rudolph as Kynda Dum Guy > > > > Tiny as Wok Yer Dog > > > > Helski as Yu Kan Tu > > > > Jeannie as Flung Dat Dung > > > > Kat as Kik dat Cao > > > > Nancy as Kuk sum Stew > > > > Trauma Puppet: Tat Tu > > > > BaliKris: Ha Chu > > > > we join our heroes as they approach the Kin Kee Castle – home and > office > > > of > > > > the evil Dr Sai Ko the pestiferous > > > > Kik: geez, what a big castle! I wonder if it is owned or leased? > > > > Wok: well the drawbridge is down and the sign says that the Dr is in > > > > Yu: ok who wants to go in first? > > > > Kynda: fuck that! > > > > Kuk: c’mon ya big chicken – let’’s all go in together > > > > as they all tenatively sneak across the drawbridge, arrive at a long > > > > hallway – music begins to play > > > > Wok: geez! what awful music…it sounds like a combination of new > kids > > on > > > > the block, menudo, and vanilla ice all put to muzak! > > > > Mak: look out! I’m gonna barf! > > > > Mak turns away and spews chow mein over the welcome mat. > > > > Flung: here! I have earplugs > > > > Wok: fuck the earplugs! > > > > everyone watches as Wok runs along the wall ‘matrix style’ and cuts > the > > > > speaker in two with her sword. The speaker hits the floor with a zap > > and > > > > the music ends discordantly. > > > > Kik: thank you so much, I was getting nauseous too > > > > Tat: I told you that she was demented – and look at the twisted > > > > inspirational posters that she has on the walls > > > > everyone turns their attention to the first poster > > > > Kuk: hmmm the first one says ‘you can’t shave it all’….weird > > > > Tat: I think that is a twisted version of the saying ‘you can’t have > it > > > > all’ > > > > everyone nods > > > > Yu: this one here says ‘for every crowd, there is a sniveller > whining’ > > > > Tat: that is her version of the ’silver lining’ saying – I forget how > it > > > > goes > > > > everyone spreads out along the hallway to peruse the posters > > > > Flung: hmmm this one says god grant me the obscenity to perplex the > > things > > > I > > > > cannot change – courage to strange the thinking I can and the dementia > > to > > > > make the difference > > > > Kynda: that one is cool….ow! quit hitting me!….look at this one – > > it > > > > says: it is better to have rubber gloved and lust, than never to have > > > > gloved at all – cool pic that goes with it too….I didn’t know that > you > > > > could do that and ride a unicycle at the same time > > > > just then a voice booms out > > > > VOICE: DO YOU HAVE AN APPOINTMENT??? > > > > Tat: oh no! I forgot about the ‘receptionist from hell!!!!’ > > > > next week – the receptionist from hell!! > > > > — > > > > RB > > > > Vix ulla tam iniqua pax, > > > > quin bello vel aequissimo sit potior
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HI RB, you’re absolutely outrageously lol comic-man!!! wow, thought i learned enough english as my second language yet your posting make me add+third–lingo~~>*dat’s* *me–adha* being dyslexic also…you’d tap onto my scattered brain to keep me focus for a good laugh cause (>oo<) thanks hahaha cherish the moment ~+~ ’cause you’re special leah y.
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Bloody funny Rudi. Tickled my fancy!!!!LOL. I gathered you weren’t having an easy time. Lack of proper rest is one of the worst symptoms equally the nightmares. Helski
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thanks Helski – I had to write that one on the fly so to speak hehehe I’m sorry I’ve neglected my favorite peoples I’ll make amends by wearing my lil bo peep outfit and giving everyone a tongue bath hehehehehe hang on…did I just type that out loud? hehehehehe — RB Vix ulla tam iniqua pax, quin bello vel aequissimo sit potior – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -"Helsk" <hel…@idl.net.au> wrote in message news:992673667.28571@bigboy… > I was looking forward to the next installment. > Thanx Rudi for the laugh. > You’ve been quiet lately. > Helski
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Hey Rudy, How you been doing? We missed you, are you still not feeling well? You take care, we need our Rudy to cheer us up here! Things have been slow lately. Take care, tiny dancer "Rudolph Berthold" <rberth…@canada.com> wrote in message
news:qwCW6.5078$F42.90437@newscontent-01.sprint.ca… – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> hahaha yes I do believe that we’ve all encountered her in one form or > another > — > RB > Vix ulla tam iniqua pax, > quin bello vel aequissimo sit potior > "tiny dancer" <tinydancer…@hotmail.com> wrote in message > news:4tAW6.44543$ru2.12376448@typhoon.southeast.rr.com… > > Rudy, > > I can hardly wait for the "receptionist from Hell". I think I’ve met > "her!" > > She moves around alot, from office to office doesn’t she?? > > tiny dancer > > "Rudolph Berthold" <rberth…@canada.com> wrote in message > > news:dMwW6.5016$F42.88566@newscontent-01.sprint.ca… > > > Crouching Trauma – Hidden Stressor > > > Directed by Han Mi Dat > > > subtitles and translations by Sum Dum Fuk > > > Starring: > > > Ron as Mak Dad Ie > > > Rudolph as Kynda Dum Guy > > > Tiny as Wok Yer Dog > > > Helski as Yu Kan Tu > > > Jeannie as Flung Dat Dung > > > Kat as Kik dat Cao > > > Nancy as Kuk sum Stew > > > Trauma Puppet: Tat Tu > > > BaliKris: Ha Chu > > > we join our heroes as they approach the Kin Kee Castle – home and office > > of > > > the evil Dr Sai Ko the pestiferous > > > Kik: geez, what a big castle! I wonder if it is owned or leased? > > > Wok: well the drawbridge is down and the sign says that the Dr is in > > > Yu: ok who wants to go in first? > > > Kynda: fuck that! > > > Kuk: c’mon ya big chicken – let’’s all go in together > > > as they all tenatively sneak across the drawbridge, arrive at a long > > > hallway – music begins to play > > > Wok: geez! what awful music…it sounds like a combination of new kids > on > > > the block, menudo, and vanilla ice all put to muzak! > > > Mak: look out! I’m gonna barf! > > > Mak turns away and spews chow mein over the welcome mat. > > > Flung: here! I have earplugs > > > Wok: fuck the earplugs! > > > everyone watches as Wok runs along the wall ‘matrix style’ and cuts the > > > speaker in two with her sword. The speaker hits the floor with a zap > and > > > the music ends discordantly. > > > Kik: thank you so much, I was getting nauseous too > > > Tat: I told you that she was demented – and look at the twisted > > > inspirational posters that she has on the walls > > > everyone turns their attention to the first poster > > > Kuk: hmmm the first one says ‘you can’t shave it all’….weird > > > Tat: I think that is a twisted version of the saying ‘you can’t have it > > > all’ > > > everyone nods > > > Yu: this one here says ‘for every crowd, there is a sniveller whining’ > > > Tat: that is her version of the ’silver lining’ saying – I forget how it > > > goes > > > everyone spreads out along the hallway to peruse the posters > > > Flung: hmmm this one says god grant me the obscenity to perplex the > things > > I > > > cannot change – courage to strange the thinking I can and the dementia > to > > > make the difference > > > Kynda: that one is cool….ow! quit hitting me!….look at this one – > it > > > says: it is better to have rubber gloved and lust, than never to have > > > gloved at all – cool pic that goes with it too….I didn’t know that you > > > could do that and ride a unicycle at the same time > > > just then a voice booms out > > > VOICE: DO YOU HAVE AN APPOINTMENT??? > > > Tat: oh no! I forgot about the ‘receptionist from hell!!!!’ > > > next week – the receptionist from hell!! > > > — > > > RB > > > Vix ulla tam iniqua pax, > > > quin bello vel aequissimo sit potior
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Crouching Trauma – Hidden Stressor Directed by Han Mi Dat subtitles and translations by Sum Dum Fuk Starring: Ron as Mak Dad Ie Rudolph as Kynda Dum Guy Tiny as Wok Yer Dog Helski as Yu Kan Tu Jeannie as Flung Dat Dung Kat as Kik dat Cao Nancy as Kuk sum Stew Trauma Puppet: Tat Tu BaliKris: Ha Chu we join our heroes as they approach the Kin Kee Castle – home and office of the evil Dr Sai Ko the pestiferous Kik: geez, what a big castle! I wonder if it is owned or leased? Wok: well the drawbridge is down and the sign says that the Dr is in Yu: ok who wants to go in first? Kynda: fuck that! Kuk: c’mon ya big chicken – let’’s all go in together as they all tenatively sneak across the drawbridge, arrive at a long hallway – music begins to play Wok: geez! what awful music…it sounds like a combination of new kids on the block, menudo, and vanilla ice all put to muzak! Mak: look out! I’m gonna barf! Mak turns away and spews chow mein over the welcome mat. Flung: here! I have earplugs Wok: fuck the earplugs! everyone watches as Wok runs along the wall ‘matrix style’ and cuts the speaker in two with her sword. The speaker hits the floor with a zap and the music ends discordantly. Kik: thank you so much, I was getting nauseous too Tat: I told you that she was demented – and look at the twisted inspirational posters that she has on the walls everyone turns their attention to the first poster Kuk: hmmm the first one says ‘you can’t shave it all’….weird Tat: I think that is a twisted version of the saying ‘you can’t have it all’ everyone nods Yu: this one here says ‘for every crowd, there is a sniveller whining’ Tat: that is her version of the ’silver lining’ saying – I forget how it goes everyone spreads out along the hallway to peruse the posters Flung: hmmm this one says god grant me the obscenity to perplex the things I cannot change – courage to strange the thinking I can and the dementia to make the difference Kynda: that one is cool….ow! quit hitting me!….look at this one – it says: it is better to have rubber gloved and lust, than never to have gloved at all – cool pic that goes with it too….I didn’t know that you could do that and ride a unicycle at the same time just then a voice booms out VOICE: DO YOU HAVE AN APPOINTMENT??? Tat: oh no! I forgot about the ‘receptionist from hell!!!!’ next week – the receptionist from hell!! — RB Vix ulla tam iniqua pax, quin bello vel aequissimo sit potior
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Rudy, I can hardly wait for the "receptionist from Hell". I think I’ve met "her!" She moves around alot, from office to office doesn’t she?? tiny dancer "Rudolph Berthold" <rberth…@canada.com> wrote in message
news:dMwW6.5016$F42.88566@newscontent-01.sprint.ca… – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> Crouching Trauma – Hidden Stressor > Directed by Han Mi Dat > subtitles and translations by Sum Dum Fuk > Starring: > Ron as Mak Dad Ie > Rudolph as Kynda Dum Guy > Tiny as Wok Yer Dog > Helski as Yu Kan Tu > Jeannie as Flung Dat Dung > Kat as Kik dat Cao > Nancy as Kuk sum Stew > Trauma Puppet: Tat Tu > BaliKris: Ha Chu > we join our heroes as they approach the Kin Kee Castle – home and office of > the evil Dr Sai Ko the pestiferous > Kik: geez, what a big castle! I wonder if it is owned or leased? > Wok: well the drawbridge is down and the sign says that the Dr is in > Yu: ok who wants to go in first? > Kynda: fuck that! > Kuk: c’mon ya big chicken – let’’s all go in together > as they all tenatively sneak across the drawbridge, arrive at a long > hallway – music begins to play > Wok: geez! what awful music…it sounds like a combination of new kids on > the block, menudo, and vanilla ice all put to muzak! > Mak: look out! I’m gonna barf! > Mak turns away and spews chow mein over the welcome mat. > Flung: here! I have earplugs > Wok: fuck the earplugs! > everyone watches as Wok runs along the wall ‘matrix style’ and cuts the > speaker in two with her sword. The speaker hits the floor with a zap and > the music ends discordantly. > Kik: thank you so much, I was getting nauseous too > Tat: I told you that she was demented – and look at the twisted > inspirational posters that she has on the walls > everyone turns their attention to the first poster > Kuk: hmmm the first one says ‘you can’t shave it all’….weird > Tat: I think that is a twisted version of the saying ‘you can’t have it > all’ > everyone nods > Yu: this one here says ‘for every crowd, there is a sniveller whining’ > Tat: that is her version of the ’silver lining’ saying – I forget how it > goes > everyone spreads out along the hallway to peruse the posters > Flung: hmmm this one says god grant me the obscenity to perplex the things I > cannot change – courage to strange the thinking I can and the dementia to > make the difference > Kynda: that one is cool….ow! quit hitting me!….look at this one – it > says: it is better to have rubber gloved and lust, than never to have > gloved at all – cool pic that goes with it too….I didn’t know that you > could do that and ride a unicycle at the same time > just then a voice booms out > VOICE: DO YOU HAVE AN APPOINTMENT??? > Tat: oh no! I forgot about the ‘receptionist from hell!!!!’ > next week – the receptionist from hell!! > — > RB > Vix ulla tam iniqua pax, > quin bello vel aequissimo sit potior
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hahaha yes I do believe that we’ve all encountered her in one form or another — RB Vix ulla tam iniqua pax, quin bello vel aequissimo sit potior "tiny dancer" <tinydancer…@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:4tAW6.44543$ru2.12376448@typhoon.southeast.rr.com… – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> Rudy, > I can hardly wait for the "receptionist from Hell". I think I’ve met "her!" > She moves around alot, from office to office doesn’t she?? > tiny dancer > "Rudolph Berthold" <rberth…@canada.com> wrote in message > news:dMwW6.5016$F42.88566@newscontent-01.sprint.ca… > > Crouching Trauma – Hidden Stressor > > Directed by Han Mi Dat > > subtitles and translations by Sum Dum Fuk > > Starring: > > Ron as Mak Dad Ie > > Rudolph as Kynda Dum Guy > > Tiny as Wok Yer Dog > > Helski as Yu Kan Tu > > Jeannie as Flung Dat Dung > > Kat as Kik dat Cao > > Nancy as Kuk sum Stew > > Trauma Puppet: Tat Tu > > BaliKris: Ha Chu > > we join our heroes as they approach the Kin Kee Castle – home and office > of > > the evil Dr Sai Ko the pestiferous > > Kik: geez, what a big castle! I wonder if it is owned or leased? > > Wok: well the drawbridge is down and the sign says that the Dr is in > > Yu: ok who wants to go in first? > > Kynda: fuck that! > > Kuk: c’mon ya big chicken – let’’s all go in together > > as they all tenatively sneak across the drawbridge, arrive at a long > > hallway – music begins to play > > Wok: geez! what awful music…it sounds like a combination of new kids on > > the block, menudo, and vanilla ice all put to muzak! > > Mak: look out! I’m gonna barf! > > Mak turns away and spews chow mein over the welcome mat. > > Flung: here! I have earplugs > > Wok: fuck the earplugs! > > everyone watches as Wok runs along the wall ‘matrix style’ and cuts the > > speaker in two with her sword. The speaker hits the floor with a zap and > > the music ends discordantly. > > Kik: thank you so much, I was getting nauseous too > > Tat: I told you that she was demented – and look at the twisted > > inspirational posters that she has on the walls > > everyone turns their attention to the first poster > > Kuk: hmmm the first one says ‘you can’t shave it all’….weird > > Tat: I think that is a twisted version of the saying ‘you can’t have it > > all’ > > everyone nods > > Yu: this one here says ‘for every crowd, there is a sniveller whining’ > > Tat: that is her version of the ’silver lining’ saying – I forget how it > > goes > > everyone spreads out along the hallway to peruse the posters > > Flung: hmmm this one says god grant me the obscenity to perplex the things > I > > cannot change – courage to strange the thinking I can and the dementia to > > make the difference > > Kynda: that one is cool….ow! quit hitting me!….look at this one – it > > says: it is better to have rubber gloved and lust, than never to have > > gloved at all – cool pic that goes with it too….I didn’t know that you > > could do that and ride a unicycle at the same time > > just then a voice booms out > > VOICE: DO YOU HAVE AN APPOINTMENT??? > > Tat: oh no! I forgot about the ‘receptionist from hell!!!!’ > > next week – the receptionist from hell!! > > — > > RB > > Vix ulla tam iniqua pax, > > quin bello vel aequissimo sit potior
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ROTF!!!! Love the dog!!! Thanks Bro! kat "Bro Vet" <HermanoVetr…@webtv.net> wrote in message
news:19810-3B364E92-76@storefull-298.iap.bryant.webtv.net… – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> Crouching Trauma – Hidden Stressor > Directed by Han Mi Dat > subtitles and translations by Sum Dum Fuk > Starring: > Ron as Mak Dad Ie > Rudolph as Kynda Dum Guy > Tiny as Wok Yer Dog > Helski as Yu Kan Tu > Jeannie as Flung Dat Dung > Kat as Kik dat Cao > Nancy as Kuk sum Stew > Kris as Sok Rho Te (s) > Leah as Won Tu III > Janna as Go Wat Wei > Strass as Nu Gai > Rick as Riki Tu Yu > Brovet as Rex the Wonder Dog > Last week our heroes made their way to Dr. Evil’s castle, this week they > encounter the ‘Receptionist from Hell’. > Rex: Arf!!! > Kynda: What’s that boy? Wha’do ya see? > Nu: He’s pointing to the door, the one that says ‘abandon hope, all ye > who enter’. > Wok: Is this Dr. Evil’s place? What a strange sign for a therapist’s > office. > Flung flings herself towards the knob in an effort to open the massive > teak door while the others mass behind her in a ‘Vee’ shaped wedge. > Mak: Okay, everyone, once she’s opened the door let’s all rush in at > once. > As the giant portal creaks and swings wide a voice booms from the > darkened waiting room. "Halt, who goes there?" > Yu: Oooo, that’s creepy… > Kik: Not as creepy as Dennis Hopper. > Just then the voice adds, in a condescening tone, "Do you have an > appointment? The doctor can’t see you unless you have an appointment. Do > you have insurance? The doctor can’t see you unless you have insurance. > Have you been here before? The doctor can’t see you unless you’ve been > here before. Wipe your feet, take a seat, close the door don’t let out > the heat, be real neat, to me you’re just meat, are you all together?" > Kuk: Um, well, we’re all here for ‘group’. > To which the voice replies, "Group? No, impossible, the doctor only sees > groups on Thursdays and today’s not Thursday. You should have called > ahead, you should have been less more, more or less. You need to fill > out forms, you don’t look sick to me, you need to tell me all about it > before you see the doctor." > Sok: Today _is_ Thursday, look at your calendar. > The voice replies, "Oh, hmm, yes, well never mind, it doesn’t matter, > the doctor is busy with an emergency now, he’s not in the office, he out > playing golf, he’s been called away and I don’t know when he’ll return. > Would you like to wait? Did you bring something to read, we just threw > out the magazines, please don’t touch anything. Is that your dog?" > Rex: Arf, Arf, Arf, Grrrrrrrrr…. > Won: Sic her Rex!!! > Mayhem ensues, the sound of rips and tears can be heard from behind the > frosted glass window, then Rex emerges holding a cheap off-the-rack > tattering trophy of poorly made synthetic fabric between his teeth. > Riki: She shouldn’t have messed with Rex, he’s got PTSD. > Go: Post Traumatic Stress Disorder? > Riki: No, Perfectly Timed (Bull) Shit Detection. > Next Week: The Doctor says "Uh-huh, tell me more." > BroVet
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HEY I LIKE THE NAME BETTER! Yoohoo, Rudy, I’m Sok now, kay? =) Thanks Bro…great to know we’ve got more smartass humorists around! =) Kristine
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Great job, Bro Vet! I too love Rex! Arf, Arf, Grrrrr, although personally I thought he was saying "Timmy fell in the well, follow me!" Anybody else remember the old Lassies?? tiny dancer "Bro Vet" <HermanoVetr…@webtv.net> wrote in message
news:19810-3B364E92-76@storefull-298.iap.bryant.webtv.net… – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> Crouching Trauma – Hidden Stressor > Directed by Han Mi Dat > subtitles and translations by Sum Dum Fuk > Starring: > Ron as Mak Dad Ie > Rudolph as Kynda Dum Guy > Tiny as Wok Yer Dog > Helski as Yu Kan Tu > Jeannie as Flung Dat Dung > Kat as Kik dat Cao > Nancy as Kuk sum Stew > Kris as Sok Rho Te (s) > Leah as Won Tu III > Janna as Go Wat Wei > Strass as Nu Gai > Rick as Riki Tu Yu > Brovet as Rex the Wonder Dog > Last week our heroes made their way to Dr. Evil’s castle, this week they > encounter the ‘Receptionist from Hell’. > Rex: Arf!!! > Kynda: What’s that boy? Wha’do ya see? > Nu: He’s pointing to the door, the one that says ‘abandon hope, all ye > who enter’. > Wok: Is this Dr. Evil’s place? What a strange sign for a therapist’s > office. > Flung flings herself towards the knob in an effort to open the massive > teak door while the others mass behind her in a ‘Vee’ shaped wedge. > Mak: Okay, everyone, once she’s opened the door let’s all rush in at > once. > As the giant portal creaks and swings wide a voice booms from the > darkened waiting room. "Halt, who goes there?" > Yu: Oooo, that’s creepy… > Kik: Not as creepy as Dennis Hopper. > Just then the voice adds, in a condescening tone, "Do you have an > appointment? The doctor can’t see you unless you have an appointment. Do > you have insurance? The doctor can’t see you unless you have insurance. > Have you been here before? The doctor can’t see you unless you’ve been > here before. Wipe your feet, take a seat, close the door don’t let out > the heat, be real neat, to me you’re just meat, are you all together?" > Kuk: Um, well, we’re all here for ‘group’. > To which the voice replies, "Group? No, impossible, the doctor only sees > groups on Thursdays and today’s not Thursday. You should have called > ahead, you should have been less more, more or less. You need to fill > out forms, you don’t look sick to me, you need to tell me all about it > before you see the doctor." > Sok: Today _is_ Thursday, look at your calendar. > The voice replies, "Oh, hmm, yes, well never mind, it doesn’t matter, > the doctor is busy with an emergency now, he’s not in the office, he out > playing golf, he’s been called away and I don’t know when he’ll return. > Would you like to wait? Did you bring something to read, we just threw > out the magazines, please don’t touch anything. Is that your dog?" > Rex: Arf, Arf, Arf, Grrrrrrrrr…. > Won: Sic her Rex!!! > Mayhem ensues, the sound of rips and tears can be heard from behind the > frosted glass window, then Rex emerges holding a cheap off-the-rack > tattering trophy of poorly made synthetic fabric between his teeth. > Riki: She shouldn’t have messed with Rex, he’s got PTSD. > Go: Post Traumatic Stress Disorder? > Riki: No, Perfectly Timed (Bull) Shit Detection. > Next Week: The Doctor says "Uh-huh, tell me more." > BroVet
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tiny dancer (wok yer dog:-) wrote: >I too love Rex! Arf, Arf, Grrrrr, although >personally I thought he was saying "Timmy fell >in the well, follow me!" Anybody else remember >the old Lassies??
Oh yeah, by old you mean the ones with Tommy Rettig, right? Uh-huh, now that’s nostalgic to someone who’ll be 53 next April, I grew up watching Lassie and Rin Tin Tin, too. Those dogs always saved the day, didn’t they? BroVet
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Heyah allah!!!!!!>>co-rex-groupy–V–dog–day– gone–visciously–funny, eh? HAHAHA–arrffhhh dog–rex–PTSDy_p–oophygroupy_t–oothy_ s–icky_d–unky_<< THANKS–sicgroupy–LOL (((((((save–the–best–for–last–laughs)))))) leah y.
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in article 19810-3B364E92…@storefull-298.iap.bryant.webtv.net, Bro Vet at HermanoVetr…@webtv.net wrote on 6/24/01 8:33 PM: – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> Crouching Trauma – Hidden Stressor > Directed by Han Mi Dat > subtitles and translations by Sum Dum Fuk > Starring: > Ron as Mak Dad Ie > Rudolph as Kynda Dum Guy > Tiny as Wok Yer Dog > Helski as Yu Kan Tu > Jeannie as Flung Dat Dung > Kat as Kik dat Cao > Nancy as Kuk sum Stew > Kris as Sok Rho Te (s) > Leah as Won Tu III > Janna as Go Wat Wei > Strass as Nu Gai > Rick as Riki Tu Yu > Brovet as Rex the Wonder Dog > Last week our heroes made their way to Dr. Evil’s castle, this week they > encounter the ‘Receptionist from Hell’. > Rex: Arf!!! > Kynda: What’s that boy? Wha’do ya see? > Nu: He’s pointing to the door, the one that says ‘abandon hope, all ye > who enter’. > Wok: Is this Dr. Evil’s place? What a strange sign for a therapist’s > office. > Flung flings herself towards the knob in an effort to open the massive > teak door while the others mass behind her in a ‘Vee’ shaped wedge. > Mak: Okay, everyone, once she’s opened the door let’s all rush in at > once. > As the giant portal creaks and swings wide a voice booms from the > darkened waiting room. "Halt, who goes there?" > Yu: Oooo, that’s creepy… > Kik: Not as creepy as Dennis Hopper. > Just then the voice adds, in a condescening tone, "Do you have an > appointment? The doctor can’t see you unless you have an appointment. Do > you have insurance? The doctor can’t see you unless you have insurance. > Have you been here before? The doctor can’t see you unless you’ve been > here before. Wipe your feet, take a seat, close the door don’t let out > the heat, be real neat, to me you’re just meat, are you all together?" > Kuk: Um, well, we’re all here for ‘group’. > To which the voice replies, "Group? No, impossible, the doctor only sees > groups on Thursdays and today’s not Thursday. You should have called > ahead, you should have been less more, more or less. You need to fill > out forms, you don’t look sick to me, you need to tell me all about it > before you see the doctor." > Sok: Today _is_ Thursday, look at your calendar. > The voice replies, "Oh, hmm, yes, well never mind, it doesn’t matter, > the doctor is busy with an emergency now, he’s not in the office, he out > playing golf, he’s been called away and I don’t know when he’ll return. > Would you like to wait? Did you bring something to read, we just threw > out the magazines, please don’t touch anything. Is that your dog?" > Rex: Arf, Arf, Arf, Grrrrrrrrr…. > Won: Sic her Rex!!! > Mayhem ensues, the sound of rips and tears can be heard from behind the > frosted glass window, then Rex emerges holding a cheap off-the-rack > tattering trophy of poorly made synthetic fabric between his teeth. > Riki: She shouldn’t have messed with Rex, he’s got PTSD. > Go: Post Traumatic Stress Disorder? > Riki: No, Perfectly Timed (Bull) Shit Detection. > Next Week: The Doctor says "Uh-huh, tell me more." > BroVet
ABSOLUTELY HILLAROUS!!!!!!!!!!!! THANKS FOR THE LAUGH! I sure needed one :0) Cherri
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Crouching Trauma – Hidden Stressor Directed by Han Mi Dat subtitles and translations by Sum Dum Fuk Starring: Ron as Mak Dad Ie Rudolph as Kynda Dum Guy Tiny as Wok Yer Dog Helski as Yu Kan Tu Jeannie as Flung Dat Dung Kat as Kik dat Cao Nancy as Kuk sum Stew Kris as Sok Rho Te (s) Leah as Won Tu III Janna as Go Wat Wei Strass as Nu Gai Rick as Riki Tu Yu Brovet as Rex the Wonder Dog Last week our heroes made their way to Dr. Evil’s castle, this week they encounter the ‘Receptionist from Hell’. Rex: Arf!!! Kynda: What’s that boy? Wha’do ya see? Nu: He’s pointing to the door, the one that says ‘abandon hope, all ye who enter’. Wok: Is this Dr. Evil’s place? What a strange sign for a therapist’s office. Flung flings herself towards the knob in an effort to open the massive teak door while the others mass behind her in a ‘Vee’ shaped wedge. Mak: Okay, everyone, once she’s opened the door let’s all rush in at once. As the giant portal creaks and swings wide a voice booms from the darkened waiting room. "Halt, who goes there?" Yu: Oooo, that’s creepy… Kik: Not as creepy as Dennis Hopper. Just then the voice adds, in a condescening tone, "Do you have an appointment? The doctor can’t see you unless you have an appointment. Do you have insurance? The doctor can’t see you unless you have insurance. Have you been here before? The doctor can’t see you unless you’ve been here before. Wipe your feet, take a seat, close the door don’t let out the heat, be real neat, to me you’re just meat, are you all together?" Kuk: Um, well, we’re all here for ‘group’. To which the voice replies, "Group? No, impossible, the doctor only sees groups on Thursdays and today’s not Thursday. You should have called ahead, you should have been less more, more or less. You need to fill out forms, you don’t look sick to me, you need to tell me all about it before you see the doctor." Sok: Today _is_ Thursday, look at your calendar. The voice replies, "Oh, hmm, yes, well never mind, it doesn’t matter, the doctor is busy with an emergency now, he’s not in the office, he out playing golf, he’s been called away and I don’t know when he’ll return. Would you like to wait? Did you bring something to read, we just threw out the magazines, please don’t touch anything. Is that your dog?" Rex: Arf, Arf, Arf, Grrrrrrrrr…. Won: Sic her Rex!!! Mayhem ensues, the sound of rips and tears can be heard from behind the frosted glass window, then Rex emerges holding a cheap off-the-rack tattering trophy of poorly made synthetic fabric between his teeth. Riki: She shouldn’t have messed with Rex, he’s got PTSD. Go: Post Traumatic Stress Disorder? Riki: No, Perfectly Timed (Bull) Shit Detection. Next Week: The Doctor says "Uh-huh, tell me more." BroVet
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