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Is that like the ‘any key’ ? Xanman — A little insanity in an sane wolf.

– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – Xan,     You should know this one –  The Panic Button of course !!      Debby What do you press if your all of that ? :] Xanman I am thinking pound key — A little insanity in an sane wolf. I can’t help but notice all the Off topic jokes in here lately….and frankly I am appalled  <bg :] I think its great that we bring out the humor in life.  Its so important. I just wish we had more anxiety related jokes :] Like say….Mr. PA’s walks into a bar, bartender says "what’l it be mister". PA guys says quit calling me ‘mister’, my name is mr PA. :] and I will have one milligram of Xanax….heavy on the X. Xanman ok…..its sucks but lets have some. — A little insanity in an sane wolf.   LOLOL Xan – Ok I took this off the net.    Debby "HI AND WELCOME TO THE MENTAL HEALTH HOTLINE! If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependant, ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3,4,5 & 6. If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call. If you are delusional, press 7, and your call will be transferred to the mother ship. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are manic-depressive, it doesn’t matter which number you press, no-one will answer. If you are dyslexic, press 96969696969696969696. If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the hash key until a representative comes on the line. If you have amnesia, press 8 and state you name, address, phone number, date of birth, social security number and your mother’s and grandmother’s maiden names. If you have post-traumatic stress disorder, slowly and carefully press 000. If you have bi-polar disorder, please leave a message after the beep – or before the beep – or after the beep. Please wait for the beep. If you have short-term memory loss, please try your call again later. If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. All of our operators are far too busy to talk to you.

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I have’nt laughed so much in ages….thanks for posting something humourous!

They say laughter makes good medicine….and there are hardly any side effects Cats well…my side does hurt a little  :) leave my dad out of this to reply    http://www.newsfeeds.com       The Largest Usenet Servers in the World!

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Xan,     You should know this one –  The Panic Button of course !!      Debby

– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – What do you press if your all of that ? :] Xanman I am thinking pound key — A little insanity in an sane wolf. I can’t help but notice all the Off topic jokes in here lately….and frankly I am appalled  <bg :] I think its great that we bring out the humor in life.  Its so important. I just wish we had more anxiety related jokes :] Like say….Mr. PA’s walks into a bar, bartender says "what’l it be mister". PA guys says quit calling me ‘mister’, my name is mr PA. :] and I will have one milligram of Xanax….heavy on the X. Xanman ok…..its sucks but lets have some. — A little insanity in an sane wolf.   LOLOL Xan – Ok I took this off the net.    Debby "HI AND WELCOME TO THE MENTAL HEALTH HOTLINE! If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependant, ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3,4,5 & 6. If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call. If you are delusional, press 7, and your call will be transferred to the mother ship. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are manic-depressive, it doesn’t matter which number you press, no-one will answer. If you are dyslexic, press 96969696969696969696. If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the hash key until a representative comes on the line. If you have amnesia, press 8 and state you name, address, phone number, date of birth, social security number and your mother’s and grandmother’s maiden names. If you have post-traumatic stress disorder, slowly and carefully press 000. If you have bi-polar disorder, please leave a message after the beep – or before the beep – or after the beep. Please wait for the beep. If you have short-term memory loss, please try your call again later. If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. All of our operators are far too busy to talk to you.

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What do you press if your all of that ? :] Xanman I am thinking pound key — A little insanity in an sane wolf.

– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – I can’t help but notice all the Off topic jokes in here lately….and frankly I am appalled  <bg :] I think its great that we bring out the humor in life.  Its so important. I just wish we had more anxiety related jokes :] Like say….Mr. PA’s walks into a bar, bartender says "what’l it be mister". PA guys says quit calling me ‘mister’, my name is mr PA. :] and I will have one milligram of Xanax….heavy on the X. Xanman ok…..its sucks but lets have some. — A little insanity in an sane wolf.   LOLOL Xan – Ok I took this off the net.    Debby "HI AND WELCOME TO THE MENTAL HEALTH HOTLINE! If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependant, ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3,4,5 & 6. If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call. If you are delusional, press 7, and your call will be transferred to the mother ship. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are manic-depressive, it doesn’t matter which number you press, no-one will answer. If you are dyslexic, press 96969696969696969696. If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the hash key until a representative comes on the line. If you have amnesia, press 8 and state you name, address, phone number, date of birth, social security number and your mother’s and grandmother’s maiden names. If you have post-traumatic stress disorder, slowly and carefully press 000. If you have bi-polar disorder, please leave a message after the beep – or before the beep – or after the beep. Please wait for the beep. If you have short-term memory loss, please try your call again later. If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. All of our operators are far too busy to talk to you.

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I can’t help but notice all the Off topic jokes in here lately….and frankly I am appalled  <bg :] I think its great that we bring out the humor in life.  Its so important.  I just wish we had more anxiety related jokes :] Like say….Mr. PA’s walks into a bar, bartender says "what’l it be mister". PA guys says quit calling me ‘mister’, my name is mr PA. :] and I will have one milligram of Xanax….heavy on the X. Xanman ok…..its sucks but lets have some. — A little insanity in an sane wolf.

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I am with you, LOVE the jokes, I foward them all to my kooky family, they love them too.  Xan, good one!  Cheryl

– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – I can’t help but notice all the Off topic jokes in here lately….and frankly I am appalled  <bg :] I think its great that we bring out the humor in life.  Its so important. I just wish we had more anxiety related jokes :] Like say….Mr. PA’s walks into a bar, bartender says "what’l it be mister". PA guys says quit calling me ‘mister’, my name is mr PA. :] and I will have one milligram of Xanax….heavy on the X. Xanman ok…..its sucks but lets have some. — A little insanity in an sane wolf.

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– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – I can’t help but notice all the Off topic jokes in here lately….and frankly I am appalled  <bg :] I think its great that we bring out the humor in life.  Its so important. I just wish we had more anxiety related jokes :] Like say….Mr. PA’s walks into a bar, bartender says "what’l it be mister". PA guys says quit calling me ‘mister’, my name is mr PA. :] and I will have one milligram of Xanax….heavy on the X. Xanman ok…..its sucks but lets have some. — A little insanity in an sane wolf.

  LOLOL Xan – Ok I took this off the net.    Debby "HI AND WELCOME TO THE MENTAL HEALTH HOTLINE! If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependant, ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3,4,5 & 6. If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call. If you are delusional, press 7, and your call will be transferred to the mother ship. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are manic-depressive, it doesn’t matter which number you press, no-one will answer. If you are dyslexic, press 96969696969696969696. If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the hash key until a representative comes on the line. If you have amnesia, press 8 and state you name, address, phone number, date of birth, social security number and your mother’s and grandmother’s maiden names. If you have post-traumatic stress disorder, slowly and carefully press 000. If you have bi-polar disorder, please leave a message after the beep – or before the beep – or after the beep. Please wait for the beep. If you have short-term memory loss, please try your call again later. If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. All of our operators are far too busy to talk to you. – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text –

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– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – I can’t help but notice all the Off topic jokes in here lately….and frankly I am appalled  <bg :] I think its great that we bring out the humor in life.  Its so important. I just wish we had more anxiety related jokes :] Like say….Mr. PA’s walks into a bar, bartender says "what’l it be mister". PA guys says quit calling me ‘mister’, my name is mr PA. :] and I will have one milligram of Xanax….heavy on the X. Xanman ok…..its sucks but lets have some. — A little insanity in an sane wolf.   LOLOL Xan – Ok I took this off the net.    Debby "HI AND WELCOME TO THE MENTAL HEALTH HOTLINE! If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependant, ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3,4,5 & 6. If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call. If you are delusional, press 7, and your call will be transferred to the mother ship. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are manic-depressive, it doesn’t matter which number you press, no-one will answer. If you are dyslexic, press 96969696969696969696. If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the hash key until a representative comes on the line. If you have amnesia, press 8 and state you name, address, phone number, date of birth, social security number and your mother’s and grandmother’s maiden names. If you have post-traumatic stress disorder, slowly and carefully press 000. If you have bi-polar disorder, please leave a message after the beep – or before the beep – or after the beep. Please wait for the beep. If you have short-term memory loss, please try your call again later. If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. All of our operators are far too busy to talk to you.

Good one, Debby Now my groaner, an oldie but a goodie, is: "What lies on the bottom of the ocean shaking?" A nervous wreck. Yeah, I know, you were expecting a lawyer joke.<VBG

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I have’nt laughed so much in ages….thanks for posting something humourous! – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – I can’t help but notice all the Off topic jokes in here lately….and frankly I am appalled  <bg :] I think its great that we bring out the humor in life.  Its so important. I just wish we had more anxiety related jokes :] Like say….Mr. PA’s walks into a bar, bartender says "what’l it be mister". PA guys says quit calling me ‘mister’, my name is mr PA. :] and I will have one milligram of Xanax….heavy on the X. Xanman ok…..its sucks but lets have some. — A little insanity in an sane wolf.   LOLOL Xan – Ok I took this off the net.    Debby "HI AND WELCOME TO THE MENTAL HEALTH HOTLINE! If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependant, ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3,4,5 & 6. If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call. If you are delusional, press 7, and your call will be transferred to the mother ship. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are manic-depressive, it doesn’t matter which number you press, no-one will answer. If you are dyslexic, press 96969696969696969696. If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the hash key until a representative comes on the line. If you have amnesia, press 8 and state you name, address, phone number, date of birth, social security number and your mother’s and grandmother’s maiden names. If you have post-traumatic stress disorder, slowly and carefully press 000. If you have bi-polar disorder, please leave a message after the beep – or before the beep – or after the beep. Please wait for the beep. If you have short-term memory loss, please try your call again later. If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. All of our operators are far too busy to talk to you. Good one, Debby Now my groaner, an oldie but a goodie, is: "What lies on the bottom of the ocean shaking?" A nervous wreck. Yeah, I know, you were expecting a lawyer joke.<VBG

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