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: : ROFLMAO – This really mad my day, Arthur. THanks "Mad" your day? (grin) Best Wishes, Arthur
Well it passed my speell checker. 
Somedays my typing skills are better than otters. — Kiesha Van Dyke To e-mail, remove ** from address.
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Hello Kiesha! I am very serious about this post – IT WAS NOT INTENDED TO BE A SPAM POST!!!!! You are not the only person who has misconstrude my post as some type of business opportunity or fake offer! I am a recovering panic patient!!!! I thought it would be a good idea to share some information with all of you as to how I am overcoming my personal ordeal with Panic Disorder. This man has helped me tremendously!!! The only thing I care about is to recover from Panic Attacks – THAT IS IT!!!!! Take this for what it is worth!!!! when i had my diagnosis of Panic Disorder I looked for anyway possible to overcome my problem!! I tried Drugs, Therapy, Neurology etc… all the regular paths. This man helped me that is all I can Say!!! And he did not charge me one dime!!!!!! I am sorry that you feel this way about my post!! Before you report me to the AOL Board!!! Ask me next time!!
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[...] I am a recovering panic patient!!!! I thought it would be a good idea to share some information with all of you as to how I am overcoming my personal ordeal with Panic Disorder. This man has helped me tremendously!!!
If you’re so all-fired anxious to share some information, how come you haven’t shared any…? The only thing I care about is to recover from Panic Attacks – THAT IS IT!!!!! Take this for what it is worth!!!!
Absolutely nothing without more data. [...] I am sorry that you feel this way about my post!! Before you report me to the AOL Board!!! Ask me next time!!
Ask what? You still haven’t contributed anything to this news- group but CAPSLOCK and exclamation points. And I still strongly suspect your motives. My complaint stands. If you have some good techniques, why not discuss them? It’s an open forum and we’re all interested. Hmmmmmm….? Virginia
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- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – Hello Kiesha! I am very serious about this post – IT WAS NOT INTENDED TO BE A SPAM POST!!!!! You are not the only person who has misconstrude my post as some type of business opportunity or fake offer! I am a recovering panic patient!!!! I thought it would be a good idea to share some information with all of you as to how I am overcoming my personal ordeal with Panic Disorder. This man has helped me tremendously!!! The only thing I care about is to recover from Panic Attacks – THAT IS IT!!!!! Take this for what it is worth!!!! when i had my diagnosis of Panic Disorder I looked for anyway possible to overcome my problem!! I tried Drugs, Therapy, Neurology etc… all the regular paths. This man helped me that is all I can Say!!! And he did not charge me one dime!!!!!! I am sorry that you feel this way about my post!! Before you report me to the AOL Board!!! Ask me next time!!
– Yeah right !! You Spam – I report you. It’s that simple. Kiesha Van Dyke
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Fuck You. (just a test) Fuck you, Kiesha. Mmmm…yes. Another therapeutic victory.
Should have told us sooner! Expect to see my bill within a fortnight.
Bill? BILL????? Uh oh…. Please remember, prompt and regular payment ensures the continued efficacy of Healing Hostility (TM).
Got it, and oh….fuck off will ya, Virginia? :) Add it to my bill. I think my credit is good. Gwen
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Makes you go hmmmmm…. Fuck You. (just a test) You know Virginia, you are RIGHT. I feel better, thank you. 
Hey! I wanna try this too! Fuck you, Kiesha.
Mmmm…yes. Another therapeutic victory. Expect to see my bill within a fortnight. Please remember, prompt and regular payment ensures the continued efficacy of Healing Hostility (TM). Virginia
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Gary of course I read it. It was meant to be a joke. An oasis of levity amongst a desert of anger and abuse. Anger does not make PD go away. You know that. I’m afraid you’re beginning to sound like Steve Walz. Remember him? He generally made interesting points like you, but was so filled with hatred and anger, that his good points got largely overlooked. Sorry to disagree with you (at last) peace
So let me see if I’ve got this right. On the one hand it was a joke, on the other I’m starting to sound like I’m "filled with hatred and anger". Probably the best response I can make is just to note that you’ve been sounding a little strained lately, Fred, and leave it at that. — Gary Cooper
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- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – Makes you go hmmmmm…. Fuck You. (just a test) You know Virginia, you are RIGHT. I feel better, thank you. Hey! I wanna try this too! Fuck you, Kiesha. Ooooo..that DOES feel better, thanks for being my test subject. :) ::runs off to find the monkey:: Now THIS ought to feel even BETTER! Gwen
ROFLMAO – best laugh I’ve had all day. — Kiesha Van Dyke
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cut refusal to roll over to have one’s tummy tickled by drooling imbeciles and looking life straight in the eyeball (while you knee it in the balls) is helpful in recovery from PD too.
YMMV of course
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cut refusal to roll over to have one’s tummy tickled by drooling imbeciles and looking life straight in the eyeball (while you knee it in the balls) is helpful in recovery from PD too. YMMV of course
Ummm. Fred…. had you read (and then quoted) the entire passage concerned you’d have seen: Oh, and yes. I am sure that a degree of cussedness,
refusal to roll over to have one’s tummy tickled by drooling imbeciles and looking life straight in the eyeball (while you knee it in the balls) is helpful in recovery from PD too.
I think that counts as a YMMV, don’t you? — Gary Cooper
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I won’t go so far as to say that a degree of obnoxiousness is necessary to recovery–but, to be honest with you, I’m tempted to. It is my observation (god, I’m asking for trouble, ain’t I?) that the rude bastards of ASAP are the ones that seem to be getting better. Makes you go hmmmmm…. Virginia
Fuck You. (just a test) You know Virginia, you are RIGHT. I feel better, thank you. — Kiesha Van Dyke To e-mail, remove ** from address.
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Makes you go hmmmmm…. Fuck You. (just a test) You know Virginia, you are RIGHT. I feel better, thank you.
Hey! I wanna try this too! Fuck you, Kiesha. Ooooo..that DOES feel better, thanks for being my test subject. :) ::runs off to find the monkey:: Now THIS ought to feel even BETTER! Gwen
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<snipped for space I won’t go so far as to say that a degree of obnoxiousness is necessary to recovery–but, to be honest with you, I’m tempted to. It is my observation (god, I’m asking for trouble, ain’t I?) that the rude bastards of ASAP are the ones that seem to be getting better. Makes you go hmmmmm….
So *that’s* why my bloody ears were burning, while I was out in the garden! Ackshly, it is held in white-coated circles that it is the grumpy old bastards – the ones who snarl at the nurses, argue with the doctors and threaten to eat small children, who live longest. At this rate Margaret Thatcher will outlive me – but not by a lot. Oh, and yes. I am sure that a degree of cussedness, refusal to roll over to have one’s tummy tickled by drooling imbeciles and looking life straight in the eyeball (while you knee it in the balls) is helpful in recovery from PD too. As, indeed, it is in most things. — Gary Cooper
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I don’t think Ivan deserved that onslaught. He just said what had worked for him and wasn’t advertising.
Hi, Fred…good to see you. Are we talking about the martial-arts guy? Because, actually, he DIDN’T say what worked for him. That was my objection. He said his sensei or his guru or whatever cured him and was willing to help the rest of us. I don’t have a clue HOW, or whether he’d have asked for money, but I think the whole business stinketh of seafood. I’m always suspicious of anyone who won’t reveal techniques to the group, but insists that miracle cures are waiting at the end of an email. If they have some good techniques, why not share them openly? If they aren’t going to ask for money, then why be so secretive? I’ve lost count of the number of "nudge-nudge, wink- wink, I’ve-got-the-cure-if-you-email-me" posts we’ve seen in ASAP. You’ve been around here as long as I have…I’m surprised you aren’t equally put out with them. I know it’s easy to feel bitter because we can’t get better. I know I do. But I wonder if we would be so rude if we weren’t hiding behind the quasi- anonymity of the Internet. Once again, recommending isn’t advertising.
Ahhhh…now here I really must disagree. I’ve been getting better and better over the last few years. There are senses in which these are the happiest and least bitter days of my life. Rudeness is just… ummm…part of my charm. Like Scott said in his post, I’m simply an asshole. I’ve always been one. I shall always be one. I know it beggars belief, but I’m actually more of a bitch in person than I am online. I don’t hide from anyone, or behind anything. I won’t go so far as to say that a degree of obnoxiousness is necessary to recovery–but, to be honest with you, I’m tempted to. It is my observation (god, I’m asking for trouble, ain’t I?) that the rude bastards of ASAP are the ones that seem to be getting better. Makes you go hmmmmm…. Virginia
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I don’t think Ivan deserved that onslaught. He just said what had worked for him and wasn’t advertising. I know it’s easy to feel bitter because we can’t get better. I know I do. But I wonder if we would be so rude if we weren’t hiding behind the quasi- anonymity of the Internet. Once again, recommending isn’t advertising. Fred
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Hello my name is Ivan and I am new to your news group. I have been suffering (NO!! Not suffering!!!) "DEFEATING!!!!" Panic disorder for about four months. I have a story to tell you all!!! It is how I have been defeating this PANIC DISORDER. It has to do with a very special individual who has helped me through this and has given me my life back.
<outrageous bunkum snipped Amazing what can be cooked-up using too many episodes of Kung Fu, powerful hallucinogenic drugs, education by Professor Hollywood, the reasoning powers of a Jehovah’s Witness and the ethics of a secondhand car salesman, isn’t it? Clue: The Great Master at AOL is very apt to demonstrate an attacking move known in esoteric circles as "the tiger falling upon the bleating fuckwit". It is not pretty… — Gary Cooper
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: : Amazing what can be cooked-up using too many episodes of : Kung Fu, powerful hallucinogenic drugs, education by : Professor Hollywood, the reasoning powers of a Jehovah’s : Witness and the ethics of a secondhand car salesman, : isn’t it? "Master" "Yes, grasshopper." "Why do you keep calling me grasshopper?" "Are you not a grasshopper? What have I been putting in my tea?" Best Wishes, Arthur
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- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – : : Amazing what can be cooked-up using too many episodes of : Kung Fu, powerful hallucinogenic drugs, education by : Professor Hollywood, the reasoning powers of a Jehovah’s : Witness and the ethics of a secondhand car salesman, : isn’t it? "Master" "Yes, grasshopper." "Why do you keep calling me grasshopper?" "Are you not a grasshopper? What have I been putting in my tea?" Best Wishes, Arthur
ROFLMAO – This really mad my day, Arthur. THanks — Kiesha Van Dyke To e-mail, remove ** from address.
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: : ROFLMAO – This really mad my day, Arthur. THanks "Mad" your day? (grin) Best Wishes, Arthur
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Hello my name is Ivan and I am new to your news group. I have been suffering (NO!! Not suffering!!!) "DEFEATING!!!!" Panic disorder for about four months. I have a story to tell you all!!! It is how I have been defeating this PANIC DISORDER. It has to do with a very special individual who has helped me through this and has given me my life back. A little bit about me first! I have been studying Martial Arts for about 17 years and I am a Sensei (Teacher). The man I was referring to is my Martial Arts Instructor. His name is Grand Master Richard Behrens. He is a tenth degree Black Belt and a teacher of the nature of mind and meditation. He is a mystic, world-renowned lecturer, Grand Master of the Art of Torishimaru Aiki-Jutsu and published author. He has student’s world wide, including numerous psychologists. People of all walks of life have come to speak with him from all over the world – he has never turned any of them away. And the Good News Is – HE HAS AGREED TO TALK WITH ANY OF YOU WHO NEED HELP GETTING OUT OF THIS TERRIBLE SITUATION!!! AND NOW MY STORY!!! When I had my first full-blown panic attack – I didn’t know what was happening!! I was frightened and flustered. I thought I was dying or severely ill! It lasted for about three hours until I was so exhausted I just fell asleep. The next couple of days I was a bundle of Nerves and shaky. I was afraid to leave my house for fear of having another Attack!! At this time I did not know what Panic Disorder was. I went to see a neurologist and he told me about Panic Disorder. He put me on Xanax and after I told him I did not like how the Xanax made me feel he put me on Prozac!!! For the next month I was battling with panic attacks – "I thought I was going crazy and I was convinced that something was wrong with my Heart!! My life was turned Upside down. He gave me the name of a good therapist, so I made an appointment and went to see him. He was a very nice man and meant well but I ended up having a Panic Attack right there in his office. My life was going down hill fast!!! I did not know what to do!! And them it hit me – "Speak to Master Behrens" he has helped me over the past 17 years with numerous happenings in my life and I have seen him help countless other people with all kinds of questions and problems. After speaking with Master for a short time and I told him what my symptoms were and what has been happening to me he told me "Relax Ivan!! I know what you are going through and I will help you get out of it!!! This is not a problem and you are Not Going Crazy!!!" Master Behrens is a very peaceful and wise man and he has the amazing ability to get to the heart of the matter in every situation. This time was no exception!! During the course of our conversation he gave me some specific techniques on how to take myself out of this situation, as well as a great amount of information concerning what was actually taking place with me. That night I began my path to Freedom from Panic Attacks!!! When I found this News Group and I spoke to him and told him about everyone that was posting and looking for answers and help. I asked him if he would be able to help all of you out with your situations as well. HE SAID YES!!! He instructed me by post my information on the group and let you all know a little bit about him. If any of you are interested in finding out more about him or would like to get some help from him please e-mail me and I will arrange it!! He has just finished a novel and it is being released this month. It is called "The Lost Scrolls Of King Solomon!!" Check out the web site for the book at the following web address!! http://www.lostscrolls.com Sometimes all it takes is a different way to look at things to start the healing process!!! All I can say it that he helped me tremendously!!! You can E-mail me at the following addresses We are all in this together!!! Ivan
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